Dirty Dancing

"I need to see Eren Jaeger and Jean Kierstien for a few minutes." Mr. Ackerman said pulling the two boys out of their English class. Eren nudges Jean wondering what was up as they made their way to Mr. Ackerman's office.

"Have a seat gentleman." Mr. Ackerman said. They sit and look at each other bursting out in obnoxious laughter making their principle scowl. "Do you two have any idea why you're here? No? Well it concerns the inappropriate dancing the teachers and I witnessed at our last dance we had here."

Eren laughs even harder and Jean says "what do you expect it's a high school dance." This comment earns him a look from the principle and he asks "well how do you think I can put a stop to this behavior? I don't want to be the bad guy who doesn't allow school dances but I will not tolerate this behavior and type of dancing. I want it to be a fun event not a strip club."

Eren looks at him and asks "well what do you consider inappropriate Mr. Ackerman? Oh! How about we demonstrate and you tells us if it's to inappropriate or not."

"Okay go ahead then." Mr. Ackerman says as Jean and Eren stand up. "Here. You're the girl and I'm going to do this." Jean says turning Eren around so that Eren's back was against his chest and Jean put his hands on Eren's waist. "How's this?" He asked looking at Mr. Ackerman. "I mean that's fine. You're a little too close for my liking but that's not terrible." Eren bends down and pushes his butt against Jean's crotch and he looks at his principle who says "okay that's a bit more inappropriate. I don't like that."

"But what if I'm just tying my shoe? Like that's all I'm doing." Eren says and Jean adds "yeah there's nothing wrong with tying your shoe."

"Well there is when you're doing it like that. That's way to inappropriate for a high school dance guys." Mr. Ackerman says shaking his head at the two idiots in front of him.

"Okay well what if we did this?" Eren asks turning around to face Jean. He wraps his arms around Jean's neck and Jean wraps his arms around Eren's waist clearly touching Eren's butt but he leaves a little space in between their bodies. "Is this too inappropriate?" Jean asks. "No. That's fine. That's how high schoolers should be dancing." Mr. Ackerman says watching the two. "But I'm clearly touching his butt. Like I'm grabbing his butt right now." Jean says making Eren laugh.

Mr. Ackerman rolls his eyes and says "well why are you doing that? That isn't appropriate for a dance and now you two are a little to close. Leave room for Jesus."

Jean laughs and lightly punches Eren and he says "we're both atheist sir." Which makes Mr. Ackerman face palm and he says "okay okay we obviously aren't getting anywhere so back to the point. How do we stop teenagers from dancing inappropriately at school dances? How do we show them what is inappropriate or not?"

Jean  and Eren think for a minute and Eren speaks up. "We could make a video of what is and isn't appropriate." Mr. Ackerman nods and says "okay that's a good idea. Which one of you would be willing to do that?"

Jean volunteers and asks "but I would be doing it with a girl right? Because I mean no homo." Eren doubles over in laughter at this and Mr. Ackerman says "yes. It would be with a girl." Rolling his eyes at Eren.

"Well thank you guys for your help and I'll definitely consider your idea. You can go back to class now." Mr. Ackerman says standing to shake their hands. Eren reaches for his hand and bends down to kiss it. "Aha no don't kiss me. Don't do that." Mr. Ackerman says and Eren shrugs shaking his hand instead and Jean does too.

They walk out of the office and Jean says "no homo Eren." And grinds his ass on him before heading back to class. Eren with red cheeks and a bit flustered now.

The end.