Doctor woo

Dr woo the first story of many about a doctor who gets over excited about everything and burts into a series of dance moves such as saturday night fever and thriller but there are many things you must know about this doctor as he is no ordinary doctor in fact he isn't a doctor at all well not if you go by the rules of a medical degree and a phd no he's more a doctor of space and time forever searching for an ever lasting companian who he can take away and show the whole of space and time share his unusual excitement with teach thrm his dance experties I suppose this sounds like doctor who but I assure you this a true story and not a very happy one at that(although it may be slighty humerous in parts) will you believe me when I say

dr woo is just an ordinary man with multiple personality disorder, the monsters he fights are nothing but imaginary, the dancing seems like a hillarious prospect to you I can tell and as for travelling through space and time his tardis is nothing but a plain old garden shed. As you're reading this it sounds funny and it was at first but when you're soulmate thinks you're a cyber man trying to destroy the human race one day and a darlek who wants to exterminate him the next you know sooner or later one of you is going to get hurt and sadly that was me

Allow me to introduce myself my name is rose, no not rose tyler before you ask- ( how many times do I have to tell you this is doctor woo not doctor who!) My husband dr woo thinks he's locked me in a parallel universe where they dance to the ymca and agadoo but in reality he pushed me down an abadoned well where I drowned in my own tears, he however celebrated by doing the THRILLER THRILLER YEAH!

Ever got the feeling that it's close to MIDNIGHT and Something EVILS lurking in the dark, you try to SCREAM but TERROR takes the SOUND before you MAKE it? This is the way I felt every night and without fail whenever this feeling occured dr woo would burst into the bedroom and yell "stay back I've got a sonic screwdriver and this is saturday night fever" I was always thought the dancing was a Ever got the feeling that it's close to MIDNIGHT and Something EVILS lurking in the dark, you try to SCREAM but TERROR takes the SOUND before you MAKE it? This is the way I felt every night and without fail whenever this feeling occured dr woo would burst into the bedroom and yell "stay back I've got a sonic screwdriver and this is saturday night fever" I was always thought the dancing was a way to scare off whatever monster he thought I was but now I think it was probably just an immediate reaction to his excitement at venturung onto a new planet and 'finding' the latest monster which was always me! (Okay, so I wasn't the prettiest pickle but I'm sure I wasn't that hiddious!)

Imagine this: you've just travelled through the whole of space and time, ticking off the planets one by one as you fly past them in a blur of dizzyness when dr woo gets so excited he gives john travolta a run for his money by busting some back breakung disco moves he forces you to join in you spin too fastand go straight through the tardis wall you look back at dr woo his dancing has stopped he's staring back atyiu with a look you know all too well you're in trouble.

Now flash back to reality: you've fallen through the shed wall into your garden still perfectly grounded on planet earth funny in a normal situation but not this time whether you're a darlek or a cyber man the CHASE IS ON!

YOU hear the door SLAM and REALISE there's no where left to RUN-oh wait a minute there's still the front door! Faster than fairies faster than witches (lets face it you're probably a mix between it in

Shakespearean times right now-this is doctor woo's mind after all!)