Random stuff.....

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Germany (as narrator): There was once a human country, a skeleton, and a human. They. Their names were Gilbert, Sans, and Frisk. There were knights (expect for Gilbert. Gilbert was just a ghost that doesn't help for shit.)

-Back ground-

Prussia: This is bullshit

Germany: SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE CARES

Italy: yaaaaaaaaaay XD

Germany:*clears throat* Okay back to the story.

The four went on the quest to save the princess, cuz their totally smart and can do anyyyyything. Then they marched (mostly likely retarded people) til the see the castle. It took hours, days, weeks, and believe it or not fucking years.

Italy: Germany why ur being a dick

Germany: CUZ I CAN. IM LORD DOISTU BITCH

Italy: *starts crying*;;;;-;;;;

Germany: Okay. FINALLY , they arrived to the fucking castle

Sans: Dick...

Germany:*yells at Sans* I DON'T CARE

*losing temper* Let. Me. Fucking. Finish THE GOD DAM STORY

So when they arrived, the first thing they saw, was a fucking tall stone tower. The three were thinking a way to save the princess.

Sans: Hey I have an idea!

Frisk & Gil: *Turn to Sans* Aaaaaand ur plan is?

Sans: to climb up this tower, so we can save the princess.

Frisk & Gil: ........ NO shit Sans. We can fucking tell, u dumbass skeleton

Sans: all right all right be an ass ur not get help from me

Gil: Wait whata u mea-

Sans: *gets my skeleton creatures and takes me up the tower *

Gil: oh fuck wait up!!! *Flies up with the skeleton*

Frisk: *grabs part and floats up with Sans*

Sans: *sees window and enters right in* All right lets see we got-.....oh fuck

Gil: I so fucking done with u guys. Sans: *sees this odd creature. Looks like a fish?*

Udnye: *evil grin* Hey

Sans: oh fuck... Udnye: *wacks Sans with spear like a home run*

Sans: ADIOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssss.............*disappears in distance*

Gil: *appears at window* Hey princess we come to save- *surprised*oh mama maya...

Udnye: Wanna be next?

Gil: no thanks. Okay I'll be going then, *floats down* baaaaaaaaaiiiiii...........

Frisk: *hops in the window and jumps on Udnye *

Udnye:*Doges* HA! U think that could stop me? NICE TRY

Frisk: *throws knife and hits the fish's arm*

Udnye: Ow! Alright kid theres no more kitty fights here. Its only-*beam hits da fish and almost an R.K.O hit*

Sans: *wears apparently a sombrero and eating a burrito while have mi skelly monsters* Buena tardes mother fuckers

Gil: WAIT SINCE U GOT A?!?!?!?!-

Sans: Theres no time to explain Gilbert. Only a fight we gotta win.

Undnye: *comes back and apparently floating* u...son...of-a......BITCHES *slashes spears at Frisks and Sans*

Germany: Two against one, competing one with another, the epic fight continuing more than ever!

BANG!

CLAAAAAASH!

WHO WILL WI- Prussia: get to the end already

Germany: *Turns to Prussia very slowly and the devil glear*

Prussia: oh shi-

-Germany had revenge on his brother, with a couple of bopping heads, and whipping ass. Then Prussia learned his lesson......very well.....very-

Gemany: BACKTOTHEFUCKINGSTORYBEFOREI'LLLOSEITLITERALLY

*calms down*

Sans & Frisk: *low on health and about to die*

Gilbert: *is in the back ground drink beer and eating popcorn while floating*

Sans: *painting* We're ....gonna die Kiddo. I don't think were ½ way there

Udnye: HAHAHAHAHAHA U CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME

Sans: Well what if we can?

Udnye: Well.....didnt u say u guys were dying?

Sans: Yeah?

Udnye: That doesn't make any sense. What the-

Sans: What if it dosent

Udnye: How about yeah, its does

Sans: Does not

Udnye: Does too

Sans: Not

Udnye: Do

Sans: Not

Udnye: Do

Sans: Not

Udnye: DO

Sans: Not~

Udnye: U KNOW WHAT IMMA *slashes two in pieces*

Frisk: *comes back as an angle with a disappointing face*

Sans: *Is dead*

Gil: ........*Disappears*

Germany: And happily ever fucking after the end.

Italy: That was a shitty- Germany: I dare u to fucking....say it

Italy: TOTALLY AWSOME STORY! WOW GREAT STORY GERMANY! HAHAHA UMMM CIAO *RUNS IN THE DISTANCE*

Germany: *smiles kinda evilly but is sasitifasted*

-Mean while-

Mettoton: * dressed as Hungary* SOoooo~ There dead?

Udnye: Yep. For good.

Mettoton: Want some dinner? I made Pasta!~

Udnye: Yes Plz!