Hi! Yes you probably know what this is going to be about but this is my story about when I needed more coffee. Oh wait I forgot to tell you my name and who I am well my name is Thomas Garnett but when you are reading this you can just call me Tom. Yes I mean you lazy readers not anyone else. So I am a squirrel and your like what squirrels don't have coffee but they do so don't forget that. I am not one of those squirrels who is very cool or not the one who is the best but my life is pretty dam good. So go on and carry on reading and don't put this book down but if you want to drink coffee and you'll be hyped up!
So it all started of ages ago when I was about ERM 4 years old I taught my little brother how to glide because I was a young champ and I was winning all competitions. OOPS I forgot I am one of those gliding squirrels and it is really cool getting to places quicker. So back to the story even though I was a champ I still needed help of my coach so instead of steroids for humans we just need coco beans to get better. But my coach went to the extreme... robbing coffee of humans but I had to help.
Now I'm Over the Hedge only joking I ran I so quick to the cinema and slept there but when I was asleep over the hedge was on so now I know that reference now he he he. Yes I'm in the land of giants because everyone is so tall. Whenever I'm running it seems I've lost speed and gained fat but there just to quick. Us squirrels are teaming up for the coffee thing but were not strong enough so we teamed up with mole. He can dig right under dirt and back up so he can dig a hole from are base to the coffee shop called Coco Squirrel. That was the reason why we attack them. Its named that because they find squirrels and cut them open for the coco beans but they just leave them to rot that is why we are attacking them and people say its the nicest coffee ever.
So as we planned to help me with the competitions I forgot about my little brother. It was just so long ago when I last talked about him... well for me. Yes he is just learning how to walk so I had to step back and just help myself. I wonder if he's gonna be as good as me... probably not because I started learning when I was young.
The plan is mole will go from are base (the forest) and dig up behind the shop and we rummage through the bins for coffee cups hopefully full then pass it down to the other squirrels and then mole will push it back to base. How are we getting there yes mole digs from are base and to the back of the shop and we go to the highest tree then glide to the back of the shop. Some of them are already there drunk from last night.
The party was so good and the drinks were on the house so the stupid ones or the drunk ones got a ladder and then climbed up! I was celebrating my uncles birthday. He is called Billy and we were in his house aka that abandoned house like every road has. I dressed up as a ghost and I scared everyone out of there skin.
So as we started on the first thing that is the mole digging the hole at the right time ... closing time. Mole dug from the middle of the woods right under the concrete to the back by the bins. Group 1 went through the hole group 2 were there and we go flying down. The beavers were on watch for humans. As we fly down the beavers ran away.
Everyone was killed except for me I was last to glide. Well I didn't glide I stayed watching all of my friends die in front of me. I've been writing this I the beaver jail ... to be continued!
Next time the fight with beavers.
