You Belong with Me

chapter 4

Ep 4

(In Finn’s car, Kurt and Mercedes are in the back seat and Finn and Rachel are in the front. Finn and Rachel are chatting and laughing about random stuff, Kurt and Mercedes are muttering to each other)

Kurt: This is bad; this is really, really bad…

Mercedes: Okay, I know, just relax, I mean, as long as we’re here with them then what could go wrong?

Kurt: I know that they won’t, you know, “misbehave” while we’re around, but I’m just worried about the whole Quinn thing, I mean, what if we’re sitting down, eating ice cream, having a nice time when she walks past and sees Finn and Rachel laughing and chatting, looking all couple-ey and she’s all like (puts overly American cheerleader voice) “oh my god, what the hell?” (back to normal voice) and we’re all like “oh….. awkward………..” and then shall I tell you what happens next??

Mercedes: Please don’t….

Kurt: (ignoring her) we die, Mercedes, she kills us and we DIE!!!!

Finn: Guys, are you alright??

Mercedes: Yeah we’re fine….

Rachel: ok, ‘cause all we heard was the word “die”.

Kurt: (high squeaky voice) yes.

Mercedes: (to Kurt under breath) be cool…..

 

At the ice cream parlour...

Rachel is in tears again but not because she’s sad, Mercedes is crying too. Finn is laughing along and just finished telling them the story about when Kurt cried because his dad suggested he throw out some of Kurt’s old clothes. Kurt is sitting in the corner sulking and shaking his head.

Rachel: (tears pouring down her face) Oh my God, is that true?! (To Kurt)

Kurt: (still sulking, then giving up) Fine, yes, but I had good reason, those outfits should and will go down in history, like Michael Jackson’s sequin covered jacket, not be thrown into the garbage as Finn’s clothes should!!

Finn: (laughing then suddenly stops) Hey!

Mercedes and Rachel finally manage to calm down and slip off to the bathroom to fix their mascara, which is still running down their faces. Kurt follows behind them still trying to explain himself.

Finn stays behind at the table playing on his phone. Suddenly the worst happened…