My best friend is a hipster
She is my twin sister
One day there was a mister
He seemed nice but was a trickster
My twin sis told him stories of boreness
And he was so bored he was going to make her death painless
But then Anh came to the rescue
And Gaby got her cue
And she went screaming down the front porch
Anh was like "That man was going to kill you of course!"
Gaby was like "WHY IS THIS STORY SO RANDOM!"
"I dunno my friend," Anh replied. "I dunno, but we should flee."
Anh ran quickly and Gaby shouted, "WAIT FOR ME!"
Anh waited but then screamed, "LOOKIE BEHIND YOU! THE CRAZY OLD LADY!"
"SO LET IT BE!" And Gaby got ready to die.
But before she could, Anh got a brilliant idea.
"HEY STUPID!" she shouted loudly so the dude could hear.
"YOU SUCK!"
The man got so angry, he ran towards her and said, "YOU MUCK!"
"WTF!" Gaby said.
"COME TO MY AID!"
"Naw. I'm good."
"ARG! I'M PISSED! I'M IN A BAD MOOD!"
Anh screamed so more at her friend's betrayal and cried.
But then the man and the knife was defied
And they randomly died.
THE END.
