Chocolate Shake (a Fairly OddParents fanfic)

Satan will rise.

"Let's have a bonfire, but a big one!!!" Timmy squealed to his lover.

Cosmo whispered, "It'll go great with the weenies I ordered, lolol."

"Yep! I brought them on the ship!!"

"Great! Go get them, you sexy beast," Cosmo commanded.

Sir Tim scrambled out the door like a little egg with legs (leggie eggie!) while the green haired sex addict set Vicky on fucking fire. He grinned as the flames engulfed her and thought about all the tasty wieners he would consume.

As Timmy entered the room, Cosby was literally frothing at the mouth. "Uh, Cosmo dear," he began nervously, "I forgot to pack the weenies for the cruise."

Cosmo's head twisted 360 degrees to angrily glare at Timmy. Then the rest of his body turned 180 degrees. "U WOT?!?!" Cosmo shrieked as Vicky was shrieking.

One of seagulls dropped by and squawked, "420! Blaze it!!"

"Get your dirty bunghole outta here! This is our bonfire!" Timmy cried.

"But you didn't bring the weenies, so you're officially uninvited!" the fairy-ass screeched, his voice pitching higher than a kite. Then, abruptly, Cosmo fucking threw Timmy off the ship onto a pile of large Fruity Pebbles (the shore).

Tim Tom sat there crying for a whole hour and a half. During his sob session, the cruise exploded. He saw a small faggoty dot drawing near his pile of Fruity Pebbles.

It's Cosmo!!!!!

Timmy, filled with hope, asked his senpai why he blew up the cruise because he knew it was him.

Cosmo apologized, saying, "Because I wanted us to do the diddle while the ship burns in hell with Vicky. I'm sorry we didn't do it last chapter."

"That's okay. Last chapter was pretty cool enough," Timmy whispered, his voice full of love and forgiveness... and fucc.

Then the couple made kinky sex as the cruise burned brightly in the distance.