Dean walks into a strip club, because that is the type of person he is. There are no girls though, just cas. Castiel trys to take off his trench coat, but there's another one under it. And another. And another. So many trench coat.
After two weeks, he is finally shirtless. He sees Dean turned away. Then he turns around. He is dressed formally, and holding a pie wearing a wedding dress.
"I'm sorry Cas, you took too long"
Dean kisses the pie's pie-cheek. He goes into the impala with his pie lover.
It has "Just Married" written on the back. Cas sighs and begins putting his trench coats back on.
