Joshua Red and Violet Blue

Prologue

There's a girl at a club called the Absolut Best. Her name is Violet Blue.

When Violet Blue was young, the kids had a saying. Can Violet Blue sing the blues? Now, it was very dumb but very catchy and made it easy to spread across her first grade class. So catchy, even, it carried until fifth grade, where Violet Blue reached her boiling point.

They wouldn't take no for an answer so she had to answer yes. Violet began an extensive research on the blues and began blues and jazz singing. She was pretty good. Won some awards. Shut up the kids and lived a fairly normal life.

But her life took a major detour as an opening appeared at a club in her new town called the Absolut Best. It was in the risky part of town and the job "entertainer" was on the sexier side of entertainment.

Long story short, Violet Blue went from singer to prostitute.

But why do you know so much about Violet Blue? Why the hell is she so special? Assuming I'm a boy, am I her boyfriend? Assuming I'm a girl, are we lesbian lovers? Insert an answer of either "ewww, dykes" or "awww, pound Mitt Romney's ass!" or "damn, film a sex tape." Am I obsessed with her? Do I stalk her? Is Violet Blue my sister?

Ladies and gents, sluts and whores, I am the great, prostitutional Violet Blue.