A/N: Thomas is my older brother. He's around 4 and a half years older than me.
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Thomas sits down next to me. “Hey. Are you upset?” He is noticing my blank expression.
I proceed to lick his shoulder.
“Agggharagghraghhhh!” He flips out, throwing a blanket over my head.
“That's what you get for invading my personal privacy!” I shout at him as he gets up.
He walks out in a “huffy.”
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Thomas is sitting on the floor and I'm sitting on the couch... Because apparently he didn't want to sit on the couch.
Thomas: "Ok! You be the red girl I'll be the red girl!"
Me: "Wait what?"
Thomas: "Don't question it just do it!"
Me: "Ok...?" I think he's insane by now.
Thomas: Ok so I gave the loch ness monster a dollar today! And he said, "I ain't no charity!'"
Me: "Why did you give him a dollar?"
Thomas: "Because he's my therapist!"
Me: "Why is the loch ness monster your therapist?"
Thomas: "I just realized that my therapist is 350 feet tall.
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Once again, Thomas is sitting on the floor, and I'm on the couch.
The TV is on.
TV: You mean the kind of music that can't be sold in stores?
Me: Opposed to the magic that can be sold in stores.
Thomas: Yea imagine those conversations... 'Can I buy some magic?'
'What? Oh HELL no! What is wrong with you? Buy some magic? That's SICK! Get the hell out of my store! Creep!"
Silence follows.
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So these are basically random conversations I have with people.
Enjoy... I guess? It's weird.
