written 2013. edited 22.11.2017
28.7.2017
amazingphil: hey shane dan is getting better so wanna have a sleepover next week
shanedawson: a sleepover for people over 20?
amazingphil: Are we even over 20 tbh
shanedawson: lmao tru
shanedawson: just me or
amazingphil: u can bring ryland if u want
shanedawson: i was about to attack if you said i couldn't
shanedawson: did u meet my friends mark and jack?
amazingphil: blue and green hair couple?
shanedawson: that's them
amazingphil: they're the only ones there that could spell right
shanedawson: how did the other people spell ur name
amazingphil: I think their names are ian and anthony idk they spelled my name as fil, chris as kristoff, pj as peejay and thomas as thawmiss
shanedawson: typical ian and anthony
amazingphil: how many people do u even know wtf
shanedawson: I has friends, young filip
amazingphil: shane
shanedawson: fine i met mark and jack through a friend called felix who met them through a friend called cry and i met ian and anthony over the internet
amazingphil: the connections are real
shanedawson: tru lmao
shanedawson: who's gonna be at the sleepover
amazingphil: u, ryland, dan, chris, pj, issa and thomas so far
shanedawson: ok cool
tyjo named the group 'SLEEPOVER OMG'
joshdun: tyler
halsey: what is happening
brendonurie: omg i'm not emotionally and physically ready for this
gerardway: tyler what the fuck this
tyjo: phil is having a sleepover without us
halsey: tyler
brendonurie: ever thought he can't invite that many people
tyjo: brendon did i ask for your opinion
brendonurie: no
tyjo: so shut the fuck up
brendonurie: oh
joshdun: srsly tyler
tyjo: ths s srs bsnss jsh
joshdun: tylr
patstump: i am excited
tyjo: you should be
gerardway: why the fuck
tyjo: gerard if ur gonna be mean to me u can suck my duck
gerardway: DUCK
tyjo: DICK***
halsey: #stopduckviolence2k16
brendonurie: I support that movement
joshdun: shame on u tyler
tyjo: I DIDN'T MEAN IT OMG
gerardway: im scarred for life
tyjo: #STOPTYPOABUSE2K16
joshdun: no
halsey: nah
patstump: I'll support it!
tyjo: see joshua this is why I love pat over u
joshdun: wow
[private chat joshdun-halsey]
joshdun: say I suck
halsey: k
[group chat SLEEPOVER OMG]
halsey: josh dun sucks
tyjo: wHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY
joshdun: see this is why u can't possibly like pat over me
tyjo: I fell for your tricks again
joshdun: smh
brendonurie: ok fine i'll attend your stupid sleepover
tyjo: it's not stupid and you better
joshdun: i'm alr there boi
tyjo: u should be
halsey: k fine i'll go
patstump: i was already planning to go
gerardway: fine i'll only go bc I'm bored af
tyjo: it's tmr at my place at 7 see u
joshdun: ugh
gerardway: tyler u loser
tyjo: i'm not a loser i'm a screaming punk rock ukulele
brendonurie: whatever u say baldy
tyjo: at least I have a band
joshdun: TYLER DJJDGSJSN
brendonurie: that was uncalled for
gerardway: OKAY TYLER BC OF THAT I WILL WILLINGLY GO TO UR SLEEPOVER
tyjo: YAY
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