Once a boy called Harrybo came to school crying. We asked "Whats the matter? Whats the matter?" and he said "My mom died". And then he started crying again. In class I gave him a bag of plums and said " Look out the windmill,there's a window". He laughed and the teacher yelled "No breathing!". We all stopped breathing. When the teacher looked away i took a windmill out of my pocket and fling it at her. " Ah!" cried out the teacher. And she just fell over and died. We all started breathing again. Then Harrybo said "I can hypnotise people" so i said "Yeah yeah i bet you cant" so he said "Plate!" So plate,and we all went on the plate. Then Harrybo asked "Who wants to go" and my dad said "Yeah,me". Harrybo puts my dad on the ground and takes this old plum out of his pocked and he starts talking in his spooky voice "sllimdniW sllimdniWsllimdniW" that went on for ages! Then my dad just stands up,he just stands up! And then he just keels over and dies. Thats when i get into really big trouble.
2 be continued!
