Two hours and three paint buckets later I was on the ground looking up at Dan. He was standing over me with two balloons about to drop them on my head. The room looked like the one from the music video Flyleaf did for “All Around Me,” only much worse.
Dan laughed evily and dropped one onto my head and the other onto my stomach. I screamed and wiped the paint off my face while he was doubled over laughing. I ran and tackled him to the ground and got him even more paint covered.
He took me home after that and I realized I hadn’t really spent much time with Ally or Liz since school let out for winter break. I wonder what they’re doing right now…
AWESOME DAYDREAM TIME!!!!!!
“Hey Liz I have a question!” Ally yelled from the couch. Liz walked in and flopped next to her.
“Yeah?” Liz asked and started munching on chips.
“Why do they put cow poop in fields? Wouldn’t that mean all the cow poop is going into your food?” Ally wondered and tilted her head to the side in thought. Liz spit out the mouthful she was chewing and glared at Ally.
“Congrats Ally you have officially made me hate anything that comes from a field.” Ally started laughing as Liz glared at her some more. Liz pulled out a huge sword that had flames on it and pointed it at Ally.
Ally pulled out her own sword but this one was much longer and bigger. Haha big swords ahahah. Sorry. They started dueling each other and then a wall was smashed in and the kool-aid guy stood there and was all “OH YEAH!” and they-
Nah that could never happen. Maybe it’s best to stop this daydream here…. I looked around my room and decided to call them up for some quality best friend time.
“Hello Nathan’s Stripper club: You pay, we lay!” I heard Liz giggle into the receiver.
“Hey what’s up? Ally with you?” I asked.
“Yeah she stayed over last night why?”
“You guys wanna hang out?”
“Totally! Ally wake your ass up Kerry and us are gonna hang!” She yelled across the house.
I laughed as I started hearing them argue and shift around. Then a fight broke out, then they laughed, and finally Liz was back on the phone.
“So we’ll come pick you up in like half an hour kay?”
“Ay ay Captain’” I said in my best pirate voice and hung up.
I walked around my house for a while just picking all my stuff up as I went and doing a little laundry before I heard a honk from outside and I ran out to get in. Ally was driving and Liz was in the middle of this huge old truck that looked like it could die at any minute.
“Oh My God. Is this thing safe?” I asked as I got in. Liz laughed.
“If by safe you mean that any car that hits us is more likely to be totaled while we get away with a small dent. Then yes. It’s perfectly safe.” She said and Ally elbowed her.
“Yes. This was my parent’s big surprise for my sixteenth birthday! I couldn’t get a nice simple jeep or anything I had to get a tank!” She slumped down in her seat. I chuckled and she glared at me.
“What? At least we could enter a demolition derby and come out winning!”
Liz and me burst out laughing and Ally glared at the red light in front of us.
“Oh shut up!” She yelled.
We teased her about her car until she told us it was either this or we both had to walk another 3o miles to the mall. Not very appealing…so we shut up and started teasing Liz about Frankie instead. Still no change in their relationship though.
“Seriously I just don’t see why you would want to do that though! Pulling your eye out with a spoon. A SPOON! It’s fucking disturbing!” Ally cringed while we finished watching it.
“I wonder if he just woke up and was all “Hm…I think I’m going to yank my eye out today.” That would be so messed!”
“Dude if I’m ever drunk and want try something like that please, please try to stop me!” Liz said.
“You really think we’re gonna let you do that?” I stared at Liz like she was insane.
“Whatever,” She said as we walked into the mall. “We should get food.” She stared longingly at the food court but Ally pulled her away.
“We have a mission remember?” I asked her and her face lit up.
“So we really are going there?!”
“Of course.” I laughed at how happy she looked.
“Going where?” A voice asked behind us and Ally and Liz froze. I turned around and standing behind me was hood guy. I thought this guy was in freaking jail! What ze fuck? Haha see that! Russian ‘the’! Cause you know they can’t do the whole ‘th’ sound and it’s funny and-sorry back to the whole creeper-stalker-murderer-standing-in-front-of-me-thing.
“Oh. I thought you were in jail?” I asked trying to stay calm. Did I bring that pepper spray? I pretended to brush my hands against my pockets to feel for a bulge (that could be taken in the wrong context haha) that was my spray bottle. No luck.
“There wasn’t enough proof to convict me, but I’m under pretty heavy watch” Thank god. “Where are you going?” He asked and I wished I could just leave already.
“We’re going to candy mountain with Charlie the unicorn. So bye!” I said sarcastically and dragged my two friends off.
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Gotta Love Those Hyper Emo Kids
Подростковая литератураKerry and friends are all highschoolers trying to get by in life. Their lives are going good for a change when they enter a contest that could possibly kick start their band into fame. But then a strange new kid comes to town and things start happen...
