Here's a collection of all the fucked up dreams I've had recently ((-:
last night
LAST NIGHT (jan 3rd) I HAD THIS AWKWARD HP DREAM...... UHUHUHHUHHSIJSOAM. anyways!!! so what I remember is like I was on top of a staircase w ginny (bc I'm ginny tRASH) and then we were talking abt harry??????? and then like what I remember is that I saw a fake marauders map and then I had a flashback w harry in first year?????? and so I tried to grab his map but I couldn't. idk. AnD then there were lights on so I snapped my fingers and they shut off ((-:
and anyways we were running and hiding iN A DEPARTMENT STORE???? WHATDJSKSMAKZNS. anyways as we ran out, and we were getting chased by security guards and then these like Siamese demon twins were chasing us idk anyways I called the guards attention to arrest them & stuff anD THE PUNISHMENT FOR THEM WAS BEING TURNED INTO MINIONS
FUCKING MINIONS
what do I do idk. anyways then I remember talking to ginny and I was like"looks like u found your future husbands" and she's like "no way I don't want red head kids" idk then I woke up.
I hate life.
moving on
on the road a few days ago (so like Jan 2nd)
so I fell asleep ranting to myself about arranged marriage idk. anYWAYS so my dream starts off w my friend (let's call her maya) and so me and maya were in ny??? and so I got like 17 ig dms from my different friends and like the messAages WOULDNT LOaD and then maya sees this article and whoops I'm getting arranged mARRIAGE WITH BOLLYWOOD ACTORS LIKE OK
idek
anyways next thing I remember r my friends frEAKING OUT and then a HUGE mansion and so I had this hella nice Indian necklace and so I'm walking in it and then coMES SOWN THE STAIRS IS BLOODY KAREENA KAPOOR AKA THE LOML SHES SO CUTE (google her)
anyways she's like "I want the necklace" and I'm aboutta give it to her but this guy (I think it was my fake fiancee) was like " no stop being bitchy kareena" so I kept it.
anyways next thing I know I'm on the couch with other people who r getting arranged marriage??? AnD SHAWNS ONE OF RHEM I LAUGJEDOSHARD
and like there's an assortment of girls anD IN THE MIDST IS AN OLD WHITE LADY LIEK WHATTBEUFKS IMSOND
and then idk I think I remember I was talking to my friend ruby & she's like "wtf bro why r u getting married" & I'm like "idk" and yeah. anD RHEN (yes there's more it was long) I'm trying to make my parents not find ouT?????? AidnaismskNkanzka
anyways
so I apparently have to be there at 0 o'clock????? so I think I was lucid dreaming bc I was like "what" but basically 0 means midnight so ??? but anyways apparently ruby can drive bc I'm like "how long does it take to get to my house?" And she's like "20 mins" & I'm like "ok pick me up at 10:30" bUT THE LOGIC ISNT THERE BC IM IN MI AND SHES IN NY LIKE WHAT
anyways so there's a garbha I guess that night (look it up) and I'm like in my Indian outfit & looking hot & I see maya and I'm like "hEYYYUY IM HOT RIGHT" and she's noDS N SHIT and so then next thing I remember were dirty ny escalators and then bEING IN A BLIMP
maya's dad crying and hugging me
anD THEN MY "fiancee" IS LIKE "I'll take care of macy" idkk
anYWAYS THE BEST PART HAS ARRIVED
so we r in the blimp and this olD LADY COMES UP AND LIKE WANTS TO MARRY SHAWN???? UGH ME 2 ! ANYWHO! the next girl is a mutual on twitter so let's call her gina!!! anyways so gina comes up w a power point and is like "shawn I love you let's get married and here's some proof. we were friends back in magcon so see here if u zoom on this picture of Nash Grier u see us in the background" & shAWNS LIKE "didn't know this was a learning thing" LIKE IDK BUT THATS SO FUNNY TO ME
and then I wake up
oh and btw Maya is my friend irl so
Honorable mentions
once I dreamed I had an ice skating competition in my friends LIVING ROOm and I failed ://
once I dreamed that a bobble head type Obama was on the phone w a creepy clown Obama and he turned regular obamas a really weird tone and yeah I haven't had a nightmare since.
the end
hope u enjoyed this
I dare u all to do this too. like crazy and fun dreams. dO IT!!!!!
that's all good night
