"Okay Damon! At first it was irritating now it's making me go INSANE!" I yelled at Damon. "We need to find Stefan and clean up this mess!"
"Okay! Just give me a second to get ready then we can find Stefan and clean up the house." He replied. Then we both got dressed and went on the search for Stefan. As soon as we walked out the front door, there was toilet paper and red plastic cups all over the front lawn. I looked over to the right and something caught my eye. "There's my other shoe!!!" I walked over to it, picked it up, and threw it at the front door. We walked around town shouting Stefan's name for at least an hour until we saw Caroline. "Hey, have you seen Stefan?" Damon asked her. "Good morning to you, too, Damon!" She replied. "Just answer the question!" I demanded. "Okay, gosh! Last I saw, he was flying through a window." She answered. "Thanks!" I added. "No problem! By the way... Great party last night!" She said. Damon and I share a confused look. Then we ran back home.
"Did you check upstairs?" I ask.
"Yeah. Did you check the bathroom?" Damon replied.
"Yeah,"I say,"we've looked everywhere!" I continue. Suddenly we hear a knock on the door. I ran to the door as fast as I could. As I opened it I said, "Thank goodness you alright!"
"Have you seen Stefan?" I hear an unforgettable woman's voice ask.
"Why do you care?" I question.
"He's my boyfriend. Have you forgotten that?" She replies in a snippy tone.
"Nope."
"Elena, we have no clue where he is. So come join the party!" Said Damon.
"Thank you Damon." She replies glaring at me.
Her and Damon are sitting at one side of the living room while I'm standing on the other side of the room sharing hateful looks with Elena. Damon is watching the two of us have a "look-off" and making commentary based on whoms face won the round. Damon, of course, was keeping score. I won. 753 to 6.
While Damon was pouring him and myself a drink we heard a thud on the roof. Then we hear a girly scream. And then we finally her a crash.
We ran outside to see what had happened. When we went to the back side of the house, we saw Stefan, on the ground, wearing a girls bikini.
It was NOT a pretty sight.
