Firefart Is Drunk

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Fireheart: BluuueeeeeStuuuurrrkkk?
Bluestar: *looks awkwardly at Fireheart* What?
Fireheart: *dangerously close to Bluestar* I... I LOVE CHU! L-Lets cuuurrrrlllz up togheter iinnn EVERY WAY.
Bluestar: Wait whaa..?But Sandsto...
Sandstorm: *angry* FIREFART YOU DUMB-ASS! *Slaps him hard*
Fireheart: *lays unconscious on the floor* Luvvvzzz fruoommm thaa laadzz
Bluestar: What's all this about?
Sandstorm: I dunno...
Graystripe: *appears out of nowhere* CHACHACHA MORE VODKA PLEASEEEHH!
Firefart:*jumps besides graystripe* YUSSSS
Sandstorm and Bluestar: Whaaa?
Spottedleaf's soul appears out of nowhere:
Spottedleaf: *whispers in Bluestar's ear: Im pregnant *derp face*

I dunno this randomly came in my head sorry if it has no sense lul

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