Attack on Hetalia

Chapter 9: Fifty Shades of Huh??

A.N: Well here's another one. I don't really have much to say. One thing though, I probably wont be updating for a while because I have actual shit to do, believe it or not.

Anyway to recap from last time: We met the Nerdics. Weird shit went down. They were at a pub or something but then Germany & Japan were called back cause something 'mysterious' is happening. Ooooooooooooo.

Germany was hurrying as fast as he could. GOD sounded concerned. They needed to get back to 'base' ASAP. But no matter how fast Germany walked they wouldn't go any faster cause Japan is as slow as fuck.

"Come on Japan!! Ve need to get back quickly!!!" Germany encouraged

"Hai"

"But seriously though. Vhat do you think happened?" 

"Don't know"

"Do you think ve're being attacked again??"

"Don't know"  

"Do you think ve're in danger?"

"Don't know"  

"Could CasinoGame be in danger??" Germany was panicking now.

"Don't know"  

"Do you think someone could have been kidnapped??"

"Don't know"  

"DAMMIT JAPAN!!! Can't you have un opinion for once in your life?!?!?!"

"Don't know"  

"AAAAARRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"

During all of Germany's frustration, he didn't realise that they had actually made it back to the lair. And and some more after that. So they decided to turn around and head back to the lair. This didn't help Germany's anger.

Damn that idiot!! Making me valk more than I have to. Now ve have to turn around. Damn, vhy is he so stupid?? Germany grumbled in his mind.

"I read minds you know" Japan said nonchalantly

"Vhaa----??"

.~*.~*.~* Skip to when they actually reach the lair .~*.~*.~*

"Guttentag??" Germany said slowly as he opened the door. There was something off about this place. Besides the fact that it's being used as headquarters for Hetalia Power Rangers.

"Not good" Japan sensed it too. He pulled out a katana from out of nowhere.

"Vhere did you keep that??" Germany asked confused.

"SSShhhhhhhhh" 

"O.........K.........??"

They slowly made their way into the lair. They were quiet and so was everything else. Which is bad because America's here, come on. They kept walking..... but then suddenly.........

Something grabbed Germany from behind. Whatever it was literally wrapped itself around him. He couldn't move. What the hell was going on?? All he could do was kind of walk sort of. So he started smashing into the walls and everything trying to get this thing off him.

"Vhat the--?"   *Smash*

"Get off me!!!!!!!"  *Crash*

"OOOOWWWWWWWWWW" yelled a familiar voice in agony.

"Italy??"

"GERMANY!!!!!!!!" Italy smiled

"ITALY!!!!!" Germany boomed. He was so pissed off right now.