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Johnny Cade: I got enemiesPonyboy Curtis: I got a lotta of enemies
Johnny Cade: Got a lotta people tryna drain me of my energy
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Dallas Winston: wtf are u guys doin
Ponyboy Curtis: I bet you can't whip like me
Johnny Cade: can't Milly Rock like me
Sodapop Curtis: can't sexy walk like me HA BEAT YOU STEVE
Steve Randle: aw that's my favorite line
Johnny Cade: can't hit the quan like me aye
Two-Bit Matthews: bet you can't drop like me
Steve Randle: can't hit the folks like me
Ponyboy Curtis: can't nae nae like me
Darry Curtis: can't dlow shuffle like me
Steve Randle: like nope
Dallas Winston: am I the only sane one in this group
Two-Bit Matthews: if you think ur sane we got a problem
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Ponyboy Curtis: Dally's got a glock in his rari
Dallas Winston: WOAH I HAVE A FARARI
Two-Bit Matthews: see, we have a problem
Johnny Cade: 17 shots no 38
Sodapop Curtis: I'm 17
Darry Curtis: nooooo ur 16 going on 17
Dallas Winston: you guys need to chill
Steve Randle: you are 16 goin on 17 baby it's time to think better beware be canny and careful baby you're on the brink
Sodapop Curtis: awe thx Steve ilyb
Sodapop Curtis: I am 16 goin on 17 I know that I'm naive fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet and willingly I believe
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Dallas Winston: u guys are scaring me how do you know these songs
Two-Bit Matthews: sound of music. 4 hours of awesomeness
Dallas Winston: I need new friends
Buck Merril: buck merril at ur service
Dallas Winston: not you dipshit
Buck Merril: fine then you might just get hit with the rico
Meek Mill: meek milly!
Ponyboy Curtis: who's meek mill
Darry Curtis: idk stranger danger
Two-Bit Matthews: switch it up
Steve Randle: we're going down down in an earlier round
Johnny Cade: I LOVE THIS SONG
Ponyboy Curtis: cause sugar we're going down swinging
Sodapop Curtis: I'll be your number one with a bullet
Dallas Winston: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
Sodapop Curtis: YAS DALLY YOU GO GIRL
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Ponyboy Curtis: oh man
Johnny Cade: oh man oh man
Darry Curtis: not again
Dallas Winston: back to back for the nickels that didn't get the message
Sodapop Curtis: omfg I'm so sorry dally it just slipped out at least I didn't say the secret
Two-Bit Winston: nickels, huh? don't you mean another word?
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Steve Randle: WOAH WHATS DALLYS SECRET?!?
Ponyboy Curtis: he won't say the curse word I bet, two-bit bc he still has the girl genes somewhere inside of him
Ponyboy Curtis: damnit
Johnny Cade: noice
Dallas Winston: thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great
Steve Randle: aw dally were so sorry
Ponyboy Curtis: ^ yes I'm so so sorry
Johnny Cade: FOB IS LIFE
Darry Curtis: fob?
Two-Bit Matthews: fuck off, Bob?
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Bob Sheldon: hey
Ponyboy Curtis: then stop being a stalker
Johnny Cade: fall out, boiiiiiii
Sodapop Curtis: *sings in big sean voice*
Dallas Winston: the mighty fall

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If The Outsiders Had Facebook
FanfictionWondered what it would be like if the Outsiders had Facebook? this is how the gang from the Outsiders would act if they were put in our generation:) *all credits for this idea go to tobleedgrease*