Once upon a time.....
A pigeon named Leonardo Elbowsnot flew to antarctica, because he hated the food in Manhattan. Unfortunately, as common sense goes, pigeons are dumb, and this particular one ended up meeting his end in a snowed in crevasse. However, he didn't die from the cold, nor from the fall. He simply walked into the penguin bar at the bottom of the pit and played some poker. The penguins weren't so happy that he'd cheated, so they grew fangs and devoured the stupid bird raw. The pieces were everywhere. Some say you can still hear his raspy voice whispering....."That hamburger was delicious."
The end.
You're welcome, Mac! ;)
