Eliza pancakes x Dil's door

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Eliza had been there for many hours. Watching the okay door. She would spend hours and hours of watching this door, but she would only need to eat or bathroom needs, but she would watch from afar outside her glassy window.

Until one night she thought to herself while in bed with Bob pancake, her shitty husband who only plays computer games. She thought and decided I'm taking that door! She wore all black clothes, putting on a ski mask covering her Crimson hair. She then snuck out of the house with various door stealing supplies.

As she creepy across the street she crept to the door of Dil's fabulous home. She then opened up her tool box and took out a lock pick. She jiggles the pick inside the door waiting for the sweet baby to open. She then heard a click. She walked inside the house and brought her tools. She creeps inside the house unlocking the hinges of the door. She quickly rips the door off making a large racket, waking up Dil.

Before full can see her she is out..... Well the door way. After that she divorced Bob pancake and becomes Eliza oak. They hand many many children.

The end!

*meanwhile with Dan and Pill*

"What the hell Eliza pancakes you stole our door!" Yelled Dan sealing away in anger. "What the hell!" Pill laughs.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 09, 2016 ⏰

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