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The Meeting

Story By Katarinia McEntire.

So, I'm guessing you all might want to know how we met. Liz and I, I mean. Well, I know Liz refuses to tell the tale, due to a "..Gay bastard who needs to die in his anime-hentai fantasies.." (True words.), so I figured "What the hell? I like Liz being angry with me! Let's tell this story!" ...I have a bad feeling about this...but, fuck it all, let's go!(You forgot to mention that this guy that introduced us snapped my heart into a mill. Peices  -LM)

THE MEETING

It all started when I was laughing and playing with a friend of mine, on Minecraft, (that game where you build random-ass shit and then make it explode? Yeah, that game.) Now, I had known this guy for like, a year-ish. He had never dated, never seemed interested in anyone, until he says, and I quote:

"Hold on, Kat, my girlfriend is asking me where I am.." (EX. Again, heart is shattered. -LM)

What. The. FUCK?! So I stayed calm, at least to him because my God I was laughing my ass off behind the screen of my PC, and I said:

"Oh sure, go ahead." and he left the 'plot' for a bit. (Online server, don't ask), so I waited...and waited...and I started to continue building out of boredom. I basically made sewers all around the little build thingy we had made. I was getting very bored and lonely..until...

"OMG JEELIE WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS CHICK?!" (I was being a jelous little shit ok XD) Now, me not knowing this girl, I suggest you read this out like I did: An annoying prep-whore-schoolgirl. I literally stopped building. I just stopped and I turned my avatar-thingy to this girl, and I typed in:

"*Arches Eyebrow and crosses arms*" (omfg you have no clue how much that pissed me off. -LM)Like the little roleplaying bitch I am!! So, she replies with:

"Whoops, that sounded rude, forgive me!! I'm LizzieMarie!!! You can call me Lizzie!!" (I was trying to be rude bc I was being a jelous bitch. I mean I'm protective af -LM)I just watched her as she started to walk around, and I was severely pissed off, in all honesty. I didn't want some bitch walking on MY plot acting like she owned the place! I wanted her gone. Out, out, out! But, I didn't want to offend anyone, so I calmed myself, and attempted to throw the bitterness out of the window. It didn't go away.

"I'll call you Liz."

"Lizzie is good!"

"Liz it is."(this pissed me off too -LM)

So after a while of this new girl, Liz, she had to go piss or eat or something, honestly my rage blocked her out.

"I'm going afk for a bit! Please stay here? Oh, and, you there, owner?? You haven't added me yet!" (I didn't say "you there" I said 'Katarinia'" -LM)I winced at Liz, and I said the infamous;

"K." to her. She stepped over the entrance to the sewers. 'We will not lock her in there, Katarinia Grace Violet Kwynn Nikole McEntire, we will NOT throw her in there!!' My inner being begged me to be nice for once in my goddamned life.

I opened the latch and dropped her in my sewers. 'Jeelie' laughed at her. About a minute passes and she types,

"WHAT THE HELL?! GET ME OUT! JEELIE IF YOU DID THIS I SWEAR TO GOD!" I laughed in the background.(Ofc -LM)

"Liz, I did. Who else?" I typed, smirking in the real world. Suddenly, she rage-quit the plot.

"Poof." I said, with 'Jeelie' following her after.

That, friends, is how I met LizzieMarie Daniels, and realized I hated her. YOU FUCKING LOVE ME, SIS! -LM

THE END

I didn't even dramatize my hate for this hoe. Thankfully, she broke up with 'Jeelie' and I wanted to get both sides of the story, blah blah, and I figured out, to my glee then sadness for her once I got to know her, she had been dumped. We still talk to 'Jeelie' (Real name will not be spoken here because I forgot his name, I just woke up.), (Bailey the heart Breaker... -LM)and it's still as awkward as ever.

:)