You walk down an unknown path in the middle of the woods in Wonderland. You feel yourself being watched as you look around. Suddenly, a redheaded male with a stripped tail and ears appears next to you with a cheshire grin.
"Hello there~" he purrs. "What's a pretty one like you doing in these parts of Wonderland? The queen would have your head if she saw you. But dont worry. I won't tell."
"How about something to do? I'm quite bored as it is. How about you ask me some things about myself? I'd be more than happy to answer."
"(Insert reply here)."
"Excellent! You start!"
