I Don't Know How To Lie (Comedy)

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I DONT KNOW HOW TO LIE ( COMEDY)

by: ILS

"Hoy anu ba?!"

-Amy

"Ano ba? , kung tanongin mo yung sarili mo kung bakit gusto kong maki-pag hiwalay sau!"

-Ethan

"Ok."

-Amy

"Ano?!, tanongin mo na!"

-Ethan

"Amy, bakit gustong maki-pag hiwalay sayo ni Ethan...."

-Amy (with matching puppy eyes hahahah)

"KASI SINUNGALING KA!"

-Ethan

"But im not lying..."

-Amy

"Sinungaling ka!"

-Ethan 

"But im not lying..."

-Amy

"Sinung----"

-Ethan

naputol yung sina-sabi ni Ethan nang may tumunog

"Bwiiiit"

"What sound is that, and that annoying and yacky smell?"

-Ethan

"um... I think i just furted (UTOT)"

-Amy

"YACK!"

"Stay away from me!"

-Ethan

"Do you want more?"

-Amy

"NO... I DONT!"

-Ethan

"I SAID DO YOU WANT MORE!"

-Amy

"Y-yes.."

-Ethan 

nag- yes nalang si Ethan kasi baka anopang magawa sakanya ni Amy, lumapit si Amy sa mukha ni Ethan at tumalikod at hinarap ang pwet niya sa mukha ni Ethan.

"Bwiiiit"

"YACK!"

-Ethan

tumakbo si Ethan at naiwang utot ng utot si Amy..

"Hay, I dont know how to lie Ethan..."

THE END!

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