"How could you do this to me! You're supposed to be my mate!" cried Zed.
"It wasn't my fault, I swear. It was theirs!" yelled Choncé, while pointing towards Champayne and Sassy Laddy, who were sniggering in the corner of the poop deck.
Zed wildly turns his head to look at them, a crease forming in his forehead."THIS WAS YOUR IDEA?" He says, poking Sassy Laddy repeatedly in the chest.
"Actually, it was Champayne's idea. I just tagged along" he replied, with a grin plastered on his face."ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU DO THIS TO ME ALL THE TIME" scoffed Champayne.
"I don't care who's bloody idea it was, all three of you will have to walk the plank."
Choncé let out a dry laugh. "You can't make us do anything, you aren't the captain"
Suddenly, a loud bang was heard. Amidst the smoke, out walked the dashing figure of none other than Captain Curly himself. "Did someone say captain?"
"Oh god not again." muttered Sassy Laddy under his breath.
"Sorry for keeping you all waiting, I was in my study uh...reading"
Zed stepped forward. "Everything's fine, Captain. We were just discussing what a wonderful captain you are!"
Captain Curly smiled and swished his hair behind his shoulder.
"Why thank you Zed! This was why I made you my First Mate. As you were," said the Captain, waltzing back into his cabin. Zed rolled his eyes and turned back to his wretched crewmen."Now, where were we?"
"You're making a big mistake Zed," said Champayne, shaking his head.
"Trust me, I know exactly what I'm doing," Zed says, an evil smirk evident on his face. Ordering another crew member to ready the plank, Zed pulled out his sword, threatening the trio. As he crept closer and closer, the trio of mates backed further and further towards the plank.
"Don't do this!" cried Choncé.
In one swift move, Zed managed to swerve them onto the plank, one in front of the other."This is the end, this the end, I'm going to die because of you, you idiot!" chanted Champayne.
"It's not my fault that you agreed to be apart of it!"
"None of that matters anymore! We're done for." cried Choncé.
"What are you going to tell the Captain, Zed? Three of your best crew members will be missing." screams Sassy Laddy.
"Ask me if I give a motherfuck? I'll just tell him you got swallowed by a whale or some crap. I couldn't care less."
Not long after, Zed had managed to throw them overboard.
"So long lads," he whispered to himself, as he watched his former best friends drift away into the ocean.___________________________
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The Lost Pirate
FanficFeaturing Captain Curly-Harry, Zed -Zayn, Champayne-Liam, Sassy Laddy-Louis and Choncé-Niall (Please don't take this seriously we did this for fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )