parker is like my only friend yaaaaaay
parkers name starts with a p
um um um parker calls me laurel-pants
parker has colourful hair #swag
um pickles also start with a p
um sometimes parker never replies which makes me wanna stab him
if u aint from canada u is known as an obama nugget to us
um parker likes canada
i wanna fly parker to canada so parker can be with his peoples #yolo
sometimes i jsut wanna shave parkers head because rainbow
parker talks like this OH MY GOD, LAUREL-PANTS. 37 PAGES. I JSUT, NO NO NO I CAN NOT. AFSKDFLSDJFDS GOODBYE FRIENDS.
FHUFHSDJFHSAJFHSADFJKHSKJDFHEKJFHREKHRKEWRHEKJFHREJFKHREJHWKFRH IM LAUGHIN GNOW IKOFG OBAMA NUGGETS FHWUFHERJFEH
we speak da same language parker JHDSKUJFHDJHJFSDHFBJCJDFBJHDSJDSHC
we both wanna marry cher lloyd bc yolo
o o o o we both have an obsession with this link http://louiswilliams.tumblr.com/ew yup (click the external link under da cover)
parker taught me what kms means because i used to think it was kiss my suck idk man
um um um ya dat is all carry on wif yo day know bye
