Love illuminati triangle

Pilot

It was a regular summer day for belanie, the princess of pussy land. "Wow what a nice day to fall in love;)"
"Hello mi'lady ken I hav sum pussy" Bosh the prince hummus declared.
"Bitch, who dafuq r u" Belanie exclaimed.
"My name is Bosh n I think we shud do the boom shakalaka boom boom wit u n get married" Bosh stated.
"Bitch I have a body guard, get away from me you handsome perv"
"Hola, señor i will kick u in the penis if you do not leave u son of a bitch" bean-blaude pronounced as belanie a body guard/ boyfriend
" HON HON HON diz ain't dun yet beach n I kno u guys r an OTP, bye Felicia!" Bosh left.
" What how does this bitch nigga kno" Belanie questioned.
"I don't care wanna make out n run away n get married" Bean Blaude said
"Sure" Belanie said.
Then they left n then they go to river to get some watatataa then there someone familiar there wit a gun.
" HON HON HON I WILL MURDER U WIT MY GUN HON HON HON" Bosh the prince hummus declared.
" I WILL KILL BELANIE CUZ I LUV BEAN BLAUDE" Bosh said
"NO" Bean Blaude screamed while taking the bullet going towards Belanie. Then he died and Belanie was sad.
"NOOOOOOoOooOoO" Belanie screamed. Then Belanie walked back home in despair.
"HON HON HON I'm actually a mermaid" Bosh said as he was healing Bean Blaudes wounds and turning him into a mermaid and giving him a love potion so when he would wake up he would fall in love with Bosh. Then they got married happily ever after The End.