Wtf am I doing with my life
Third person POV-----
It was a warm day, all the guards were watching over the village when Aphmau, the lord of the village, walked in. She had recently ordered some new furniture from Ikea. There in its glory stood a burgundy table. It was so hwat. It had one big leg then sprouted out to four more tiny legs. Aphmau when to talk to Laurence, a guard. After a small dispute with him she moseyed on over to her almost love.
(A= Aphmau, T=table, L= Laurence, AR= Arron, got it? Good)
A: Hey there, you can call me Aphmau, but you can call be tonight.
T: Omfg what a bad pick up line.
A: IM SORRY SENPAI
L: ARE YOU TALKING TO MY SENPAI?!?!
A: yea
L: OH NO SHE DIDNT.
Laurence suddenly instead of turning my into a shadow night, turned into a Yandere, then started chasing Aphmau with a knife.
L: THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
A: LAWRENCE NOEWWWWW! THERE iS A BETTER WAY TO SETTLE THIS.
L: Which is??
A: what if you buy your own table.
L: Nah
AR: Wait did you say table?
A + L: yeah, and you can't have it.
AR: MY WIFE WAS REINCARNATED INTO A TABLE.
A + L: Wat.
And so Aaron went up to the table and hugged it.
AR: Honey!
T: Sweetie!
Me + A + L: Wtf
And they all live happily every after.
Now I have to Reevaluate my life
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Table love
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