Percy Jackson updated his status~
Wow Thalia I didn't know that you still slept with a Teddy bear that's so cute that it has a little lightning bolt on it to! XD Hahahah!
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Thalia Grace: Percy, that's not mine.
Percy Jackson: But the only other person who sleeps in that cabin is...
Jason Grace: Take this post down! Right now! Do it!
Percy Jackson: YOU STILL SLEEP WITH A TEDDY BEAR! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! HAHAHAHA
Jason Grace: I said take it down!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thalia Grace: Well, you know if you don't want people to know you shouldn't leave it on your bed!
Percy Jackson: Call 911 I can't breath!
Jason Grace: It isn't that funny Percy
Percy Jackson: No I can't breath 911! SOS help!
Thalia Grace: HOLY CRAP
:::::::20 minutes later::::::::::
Leo changed his relationship status from: Single to In A Relationship
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Leo Valdez: I LOVE YOU DREWY!
Piper McLean: DAFUQ! WTD? Seriously what is going on here?!
Leo Valdez: I'm dating drew :3
Piper McLean: WHAT!
Jason Grace: WHAT!
Annabeth Chase: WHAT!
Percy Jackson: Congrats!
Leo Valdez: Thank you Percy :3
Annabeth Chase: WTF Percy!
Percy Jackson: What? He seems happy!
Drew Tanaka: I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU NITWIT!
Percy Jackson: I'm going to recall my previous statement
Leo Valdez: But, I love you dewy!
Drew Tanaka: MY NAME IS DREW! Dewy was a character on Malcolm in the Middle!
Leo Valdez: Darling don't be afraid I have loved you for a thousand years and I'll love you for a thousand more!
Drew Tanaka: did you just quote Cristina Perri?
Leo Valdez: ...maybe...
Drew Tanaka: Take down the post and I'll let it slide...
Leo Valdez: Time has brought your heart to me I have loved for a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more!
Drew Tanaka: Someone get him to shut up
Piper McLean: This one time!--I'm siding with Drew. Leo shut up, or Hacker shut up idk or care which it is just shut up!
Leo updated his relationship status from In a Relationship to Single
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Leo Valdez: When I find that hacker I'm going to kill them!
Drew Tanaka: OK, good I don't need some stupid grease monkey in love with me
Leo Valdez: As if ANYONE would fall for you! You're mean, ugly, and unkind. Why would I, or any of the male population with brains, want to date you?
Drew Tanaka: Did you just call me ugly?!
Leo Valdez: Yep.
Percy Jackson: Just to warn you Leo; your going to die
Nico Di Angelo: Hey, can I have your pants when you die?
Leo Valdez: WHAT?!
Nico Di Angelo: What? I've been waiting to say that since you did it to me!
Leo Valdez: When?
Nico Di Angelo: right before the Ke$ha dare...
Leo Valdez: OMG That was HILARIOUS!
Lou Ellen: I hated my dare...
Leo Valdez: YOU DIDN'T EVEN KISS ME ON THE LIPS SO SHUT UP!
Lou Ellen: yeah well you still smell!
Nico Di Angelo: I wan't even aware that this had happened...
Lou Ellen: I was DARED by my cabin mates, it was a dumb dare! Don't you dare start into that crap because I will steal your nose and throw it in the lake!
Nico Di Angelo: ALRIGHT! Don't get huffy!
Drew Tanaka: BTW Leo, you better start running. I'm coming to kill you.
Jake Mason: Hey, Leo I know you're busy but do you know where the chainsaws went?
Leo Valdez: HOLY HEPHAESTUS!!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!! JAKE GET THE CHAINSAWS AWAY FROM DREW SHE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Facebook (A Percy Jackson story) (Watty Award Winner 2013)
ФанфикJust random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and pl...
