Whoops

0 ~ GO OR ELSE

Ding.

'Bestfriend <3'

'KATE WILLIAMS JUST ASKED ME TO GO SHOPPING WITH HER. LIKE WAT. I WAS JUST TAKING A WALK AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE "Hey you go to North high right?" AND I WAS FREAKING OUUUTTTTT BUT I KEPT MY CALM ASND THEN SHE DGAVE ME HE EA NUMBER SND S KIKE LETS GO SHOPPING SMETIMRS AND WHAT HT EHELLL C I DKRKJJBSVDNM VSDM'

My jaw was dropped and my hands were numbly holding my phone as my mind had long forgotten to respond to this text. Kate Williams. The absolute prettiest most nice, sweet and popular girl at my school had just randomly asked my bestfriend, my quiet, shy, unsocial Harley Brooks to just go shopping sometime? What.

'YOU HAVE TO GO.' I finally sent back, knowing that Harley would try to avoid the glorious opportunity of a lifetime.

Ding.

'ARE YOU KIDDING I BARELY GOT PAST THE HALF MINUTE RUN IN WE JUST HAD' was her response.

This girl. 'YOU'LL LIVE. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GIRLS AT SCHOOL WOULD DIE TO GO SHOPPING WITH HER? LIKE ME FOR EXAMPLE? YOU HAVE TO GOOOO OMG G EFVKJVFE'

So we tend to freak out a bit over texts; caps and asdfghjkling are just one of our bestfriend things. But I was serious, I would push Harley's butt into that store if I had to. She had to do this. For the sake of every unsocialitess moth out there who never got their chance to shine. Kate was beyond popular and if anyone at school so much as heard Harley's and Kate's names in the same sentence Harley might finally make some friends besides me and her pillow. Plus there was that added part of being popular and boys noticing you and stuff...

Ding.

'NO I WON'T. I'D PROBABLY MAKE EVERYTHING AWKWARD AND WEIRD AND SNEEZE ON HER OR SOMETHING AND THEN SHE'D BE ALL OFFENDED AND ID FOREVER BE A DISGRACE TO HUMSNITU'

I laughed. Only Harley would insist on staying away from people from fear of sneezing on someone. I mean, she doesn't even sneeze that much. I sneeze more than her cause I'm the one with allergies to dust or something, it's like a sneeze-fest when we clean at my house..

'You're not going to sneeze on her. Lol. Text her! Text her now and set up a shopping date !!'

Ding.

'FINE. But if I do end up sneezing on her then I am so blaming you.'

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"What should I wear?"

"Clothes."

"Hur dur. No really, I'm going shopping with Kate Williams I need something decent to wear."

I was currently at Harley's house, where she was panicking over everything related to her shopping excursion in three hours. So far she'd already complained about her gorgeous sleek brown hair, attempted to cover her cute freckles, and despaired over how big her thighs were, despite my insistence that she was freaking beautiful and if Kate didn't agree with that I would kick her butt myself.

"Okay, this or this?" Harley asked holding up two sundresses, one a navy blue lace the other a white dress with ruffles.

I held my hand to my chin, my index finger on my mouth as I debated. The white ruffles were cute but if she wore the blue with a belt around her waist it would show her curves way better. Plus it looked more like a shopping dress than the white, the white one looked more of a beach day type sundress.

I pointed, "Blue."

"Okay. Should I wear a sweater?" She asked as she turned to put the white one back in her closet.

"No," I said with a duh voice, " It is soo hot outside. And wear the dress with a belt."

"Okay, okay," she said imitating Stitch from Lilo & Stitch, "Which belt? And what shoes?"