It was da first day of fabalasness at teh hotel where Gerd, Andeh, Peter and Brandy were stayin. Andy Winebag exc|aimed, "Ermagerd, GEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!" "Wat." Gerd responded. "Ma bootie dunt look gud!"Andy said. Brandy came back "Wat." Gerd said "Dat bootie be lookin damn fine" he said while giving Handy Biersacks bum a lil' squeeze.
"Hey, guys, look." Pter said "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT." Everyone said. "Chill ma sisturds. I was jus gonna say tat my butt hurts." Pieter said. Brendon started to worlk over like a sex God. He stood beside pete and put his leg up on the bed and slapped it. Pete copied him. "Now twerk it giiiirl" Brendon said. Brandy looked like muda flookin Mylie Cyrus, whereas Peeta looked loike a hippo, yet he slayed it like Tyler Oakley. Teh whole time, Gerd stared at dat bootie. Andeh was like "This is da booty I need, PETE GIMME IT!!!!" "NUUUUUUUUUUUU." Sed Pete Wentz.
"Right guyz, we need to get da sass outa dis place." Brendon Urie butted in. "Yeah, am ungry" said Andrew-san. "yeah, baby" Gerd came in, then licking Andy baby's face.
They all left teh hotel roome "What dya want? I feel like getting sumting foblous. Ha get it?...no?" said Pte. Everyone just stud and stared at him. Then Brendern started laughing. "ok, but seriously" Pte sayd. Brendon replied "Wat places are open now, its nine in da aftanoon" "How about, Chipotle?"
"Bai, guys, am (gerd) way ahead of yerz" Andy screamed and shouted like da angle he iz. Andy bumped into sum1, "get out my (mikey) way!" Then realising who it was "Mr. Milkey Way to u!" "wtf dude, I donut loike you, I am teh lead in der band! You not in this!" Gerd splurted out. "I am trooly hurt m8" Pte came in. Brendon said "JOKES ON ALL YOU, I AM MY OWN BAND!" Andy said "i don't think your a band" "YES I AM" he replied. "Go on, who eltse in ur 'band' is there?" *silence*
"So, CHICKEN?" Brandy said changing subject. "Loser" Mikey said. "FIGHT MI" Brandy was veh annoyed. gerd sassed over 2 them "Oki, Mikey, go suck your ass in the ccorner and..." Andy then said "CC" "it was unintentional :'(" Gerard sniffled because he was head sass patazz and Andeh had spoilded his moment. "Am sorreh *hugz*" Andy apologized Andy then whispered into Gerards bootifal ear "No homo, but maybe one day" as he then licked his ear. Gerard pleasantly enjoyed the little treat. Andy then said to werard gay "do you want to ride me?" Gerard raised his eyebrow "You mean, secks?" Andeh responded quickly "NOR, I MEANT GET ON MAH BACK AND ILL GIVE YA A PIGGY BACK" Brendon, Pete and Milkey Way stared at Androo having nu idea what happened. "BRENDON AND PEETA ARE TA ONES DAT WANT SECKS WIV ITCHOVER" He continued, nawt no-ing they had herd. "Wat" Brandy and Pete said in onision, they looked at one anover, raised dere eyebrows like how werard did and ran off into da distance holding h-andy pandys. "Wurt about Chipotle?" Mikey called after them.
"Your nut cuming" Gerd whipped back at him. "get on your knees birch and twerk for meee, close your eyes." Andy grabbed Gerards hand, taking him by suprise. "But, Androo." Gerd was shocked. "Come wit me babi boy." He ran while pulling Gerd behind him.
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Imma tri 2 post evereh day, but if I donut, it is simply bicoz I hav 'homework' -_- (bicoz im 2 obsessed wit youtubez) am sorreh.
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Fanfictionthis is a fabalas storie of Gerd way, Andeh Winebag, Brendon Urine and Peter Gowz. In this storeh, they are fabalas and awshum (basically being themselves) like always. There will bee a few extrer caricters along da (Gerd) way. Pliz enjoi ^-^
