Channing Tatum was just chillin in his room one day but he was all like, "I need some food!" He went out to his local Chipotle and he got a burrito with everything on it. He was eating his burrito when suddenly Taylor Swift came up and was all like, "You're cute can I come chill with you brochacho?" to which he replied, "Yeah bro I'm bored let's chill." So they were in his room eating burritos and watching 50 Shades Of Gray. Taylor Swift said," This movie is a huge turn-on!" Channing said," Me too." "Come here baby," Taylor said. "I don't know I have a small dick," Tatum replied. "I don't care, I like that kind of shit." Channing responded with, " OK I guess so."
Later that day...
Taylor Swift was in her house, writing a song about Channing Tatum. She was getting bored so she went to Tatum's house. He was not there but his parents were. Tatum's dad, Dwayne Johnson, asked who she was. She replied with her name and why she needed to see Channing. His dad was like, "Sorry friend, he went to Siberia." Taylor Swift then headed to the airport to get a ticket to Siberia. Finally, when she got to Siberia, she stepped off then plane. "I can't believe I forgot a jacket!" she said. When she got to Tatum's hotel, she was wearing Groucho Marx glasses. Channing asked who it was. She yelled, "ROOM SERVICE!" Tatum opened the door and Swift swiftly ripped off her disguise. Channing Tatum asked why she was here. She said, "To see you baby." Tatum said, "Get in here and fuck me." THE END
