Luke and Arzaylea

Chapter 23

Arzaylea

We were leaving Bali today. In the time that we were here I've managed to get everyone to unfollow me on all social media and ignore my existence.

Score.

I turned to Luke when we arrived at da airport.

"Where is you going?"  I asked him.

He stared at me blankly before saying,"Oh me? I'm going to Australia I'm feeling very Ben deprived. "

"Can I come! I love Liz," I exclaimed.

"No I don't think she really likes you," Luke said playing with his feet.

"Bitch everyone likes me."

Luke was about to respond when his flight was announced.

"Bye gotta go," he said.

"Wait I want a kiss."

"Nah bish I don't wanna touch that. I'll probably get Ebola," Luke said running away with Michael.

"Fuck that bitch."

I got on my plane not caring if it was ready or not.

"He thinks he can do whatever he wants but yeet."

I pulled out my phone and leaked a bunch of videos of Luke doing drugs.

"He gonna learn."

I then sat back and relaxed in my seat waiting for the good drama to unfold.

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I was chilling in my plane seat when some random person took my phone out my hand.

"Oh sorry I thought it was mine."

"Your phone is in your hand," I said looking down to the phone that was open on notes.

"I mean I just wanted to take a selfie."

"Oh ok!" I handed her my phone and she typed on it for a few minutes before typing on her own phone.

She then took the picture.

"K thanks bye," she said.

"Bye my bitch."

69 minutes later I got a random call on my phone.

I looked around seeing I was still on the plane.

"Fuck me," I said realizing I couldn't answer it.

"No one wants to do that. Like no one. Stop playing yourself. No one wants to stick it up dat crusty pussy. No one," so one said.

I huffed before closing my eyes and going to sleep.

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I woke up 420 minutes later when the plane landed.

My phone blew up with calls and messages.

I answered the incoming one.

"Hello is this the annoying problematic bitch?"

"No this (Patrick) Arzaylea," I said.

"What's the difference? Anyway I just called to tell you that your pussy is stank and crusty and Luke don't want it bye."

She hung up the phone and I was confused.

"I think your number got leaked lel," some random homeless man said.

Dafuq?