Feg and the fegets plus fetus.

cнapтer 1

(Fegitina's pov) I hear my alarm ringing and i open my eyes and look at the time. 6:45. Qhat!? I'm gonna be late for the hell they call school. I jump out of bed and put my hair in a bun. Then I put on a pair of jeans and a blue shirt that says "Do you even tap?" On the front and has a question mark on the back. I slipped on my Toms but they had holes in the toes because I tap. Qhat that made no sense. Vagina. Wait what? Anyways I put on my Toms and rushed down stairs my mom was in the kitchen "Feg, your gonna be late if you don't hurry!" She says. "I know mother." I grab my book bag and run out the door. I wait for the bus to come. In a few days I will be sleeping in and enjoying summer. The bus pulls up and I climb up the stairs. I sit by my friend, Fetus. Reganae and Oprah sit across from us Bonquiqui sits behind us. "Hey feggy" fetus said. "Hey." We started listening to music. Then fetus pulled out some money. "How young is yoo money?" I ask "Shut the frack up you tapper." She says. "We'll then...." I say. "COITUS!!!" I scream. We laugh. "Scrotum!" Fetus screams. Me, Reigane, Oprah, and BonBon. Start laughing our little swagging heads off. We heard someone from the back say, "EW NO I WON'T SUCK YOUR BUTTHOLE"

Then we got to school... Aka hell.