Bruno: HHHEEEEEYYYYYAAAAA
You: oh hi bruno?
Bruno: HhOOoyyY yoOuU dDoOiinn
You: oh um I'm okay I guess. how about you?
Bruno: IIIiii'mmmM gggGrrReeeEaaatT
You: please don't tell me you're drunk again..
Bruno: NNNuuuU I'mMmM NNnnOtttT
You: omg yes you are, where are you?!
Bruno: HHhhaaaAvvinG fFuN SssstTrippInG
You: you're at a bar aren't you? omg
Bruno: I'M RrRicHhhh sSoomMone jusS thrEw MmOneyyY at MeE
You: stop bruno just get out of there
Bruno: bb-Utt I DdOn't wWant tOooo ):
You: I'M calling Phil to pick you up because I know you're drunk as hell
Bruno: waaAaaa ):
You: okay please stand outside and wait for Phil
Bruno: OoOkayyY I'm AaLRreaDy outSiDe
You: okay do you see Phil? He is already there
Bruno: OOoo YeS I DoO
You: okay, he's gonna drive you home, I'll wait for you okay?
Bruno: OoOkayyY BaBEe I'll SeE you LatEr I LoVeE yOuU
You: okay brunski, I love you too, see you later
Bruno: bByYeee
