Funny Short Stories

Fishy fish

It was around that time of the year, if I remember correctly. It was snowing really hard and I was catching snowflakes on my tongue when I bumped into someone.
"Sorry." I said.
"Its fine. I wasn't paying attention." I looked up to see a giant fish in front of me. What. I thought to myself. I think I had too much alcohol this afternoon. Under its neck was a keyhole. Really weird. It was holding a flower in it's hand.
"Um.. if you would excuse me I have somewhere to be."
"Wait." The fish said grabbing my arm.
"Let go please."
"I'm sorry it's just the flower told me it's you." What is this fish crazy. Or am I?
"What are you talking about you crazy fish."
"You don't understand your the only one who can release me from this state."
"What are you talking about?" I asked confused.
"That key around your neck, could you please use it to unlock my keyhole."
"Uh is that supposed to be sexual because I'm not into that sort of thing."
"No, just put your key in my hole!"
"Noooo!" I yelled. Suddenly a guy in a parachute dropped down from the sky.
"Now who are you dough boy." I said pointing to the cupcake looking thing in front of me.
"I am king doughy the donut the third and I am here to get my fish."
"I am not going back with you father!" Fishy said. What is going on? An ice block fell from the sky crushing the donut king thing and now I'm back to square one with this fish thing.

"Miss I ask you again, can you please unlock me?"
"Ugh. Fine." I said taking off my necklace. I put it in the keyhole and turned it, I felt a little weird doing it though. Light shot everywhere as the fishy turned into a orange haired man.
"Thank you miss, oh my name is Daniel."
"Oh my name is Penny, nice to meet you."

"And that is how I met your father." I said to the wide eyed children in front of me. And their only response was:

Mommie is a wizard!!