That's correct, my lovelies.
The first step is to use your idols!
Donald Trump is an amazing example: rich, speaks his mind, running for president in the lead.
And why do you think he's in lead?
He's an arrogant jerk who speaks his racist opinions and doesn't apologize!
That's right, pretties. Just be an arrogant jerk running for president and you'll be popular in no time!
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How to: Be Popular!
HumorAre you a worthless teenager that'll never amount to anything? Same here! Now that you understand you need help, read this book!:)
