viridity | yoongi ; discontinued

bagel boi

[yoongi]

sometimes i would walk out onto the balcony of my small apartment complex and watch the moonlight coat the top of the lake in a shimmering, silvery hue. at times i would sit until morning, watching until my eyes stung and my back ached. it was my place of safety and comfort as i looked down upon the broken and sadistic world before me.
but it wasn't like i had any intentions leaving the world anyways.

i got up from the rusted, metal chair and cringed at the screeching as i pushed it back into place with the matching coffee table. as i open the sliding glass door back into my apartment, i was greeted with a nudge by my cat. her soft meows could be heard as i got dressed for work. i refilled all of her food and water as i silently steeped the green tea bag in the hot water. i brought the mug of steaming happiness to my mouth as the scent filled my nostrils.

yet again, with my mug in hand, the floor creaked as i walked back to the sliding glass window to watch the sky's grey tint. i took in the view in front of me peacefully until i was greeted by the consistent banging on my door. i let out a long sigh,
juNg hOseOk  betTer shut thE hELL uP, i swEar.

hoseok knew i hated loud noise, crowded places, and ignorance, yet his main goal in life was to pester me with all of those. i walked over to the door and flung it open for him, letting him walk through as i shot him a dirty look.
"you give me that look every 15 seconds hoe, what's new?"

"jung seokmyass, you know what's gonna be new? your absence of eyebrows after i shave those bird wings off your damn forehead."

"damn chill yoongi, i just came to bring you a bagel and to tell you that the coffee shop is gonna be closed today, so no work today. "

"so you're telling me i just took 15 minutes of my life to dress up for work only for you to come and tell me we don't have any work today? oH my goSh I'm actually gonNa coMmit mAss muRder starting with you."

"goodbye yoongi! bagel is on the table, don't really feel like being slaughtered today! your lack of patience is a disease hoe, get well soon xoxo!"

i heard the door shut and breathed out a sigh of relief. at least i didn't have to work today, i could just go out to the the park and paint or something.

author's note-
hello! so I'm kind of rewriting old stories and trying my best to try writing again! i hope those who read this story enjoy a funny yet slightly melancholic story! thanks for reading :") the italicized words are yoongi's thoughts!