Zach and the Frying Pan

Part 1

"Ohhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaahhhh"
Zach stared at himself in the mirror, he was getting ready for a date. He was always immature and stupid, mostly cause he never got into trouble and was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He had gone on World of Hotties (if that is a real dating website I'm sorry I don't mean to take your name) and posted a picture of a male model he hired to have their picture taken for his account, instantly he had girls begging him for a date.

"I bet they can't wait to see how smexy (That is not a spelling error I say smexy deal with it) I really am."

A bright red lamborghini pulled up into the driveway of his mansion. The young girl climbed out and started her way up to the big dark oak door.

"It's show time!" He straightened his tuxedo and took his place in the livingroom.

The girl walked up to the door and knocked, the door slowly creaked open to reveal a trail of rose petals.

"Ohhhh! He's hot, rich, and romantic!" She followed the trail right into the livingroom to find zach laying on the couch with a rose in his mouth, he gave her the eyebrows, "Who are you? I thought I was dating him?" she held up her phone with a picture of the model on it.

"I'm the hotter version of him, I didn't want the girls to love me just because I'm smexy so I put that less hot guy as my picture so I could find someone to love me for my awesomeness instead."

"Smexy?"

"I know, I know, its hard to believe that I can be smexy, rich, romantic, and smart, but believe it honey bunns cause I'm the full package!"

She took a step back, "Yeaaah, I just remembered I have to do a thing at the place at... right now." she started speed walking towards the door. Zach ran in front of her and blocked the door.

"Wait bae WAIT! Just one date and I promise you'll want to marry me and be my hot wife."

She held out a tazer, "You can't keep me here, I WILL taze you".

"But honey bunns.."

She tazed him and stepped over his body, she ran to her car and sped down the driveway until she reached the road.

It was about a hour later when Zach got up and went to his room, "ALFRED!" his butler came upstairs.

"Sir, no offense intended but you do know my name is not alfred right? Its Jerry."

"Get me some wine and chocolate ice-cream."

"Yes sir."

Jerry hurried downstairs to get the ice-cream and wine, while Zach turned on his Spotify and put on 'My Heart Will Go On'. He started acting like he was in a dramatic movie.

"WHY! Why would she break my heart like that? Am I not good enough for her? For anyone? What will happen to me now that she's gone?"

Jerry returned with the tub of ice-cream and two bottles of wine. Zach took the items from his butler and started to eat the ice-cream in giant spoon-fulls, had chocolate dripping down his chin when he started to chug the wine and began 'crying'. He had a tricycle in his room that he rode around on and poured wine on himself. Let's just say he was a mess.