Cats On Catnip

"You got dah yarn?"
"Better question is, you got the catnip?"
"Hand it over kid, I got what you're looking for."
A mysterious paw stuck out of the darkness, and Paws cautiously placed the 5 balls of yarn on it. The paw darted back into darkness, then back out again with 10 pieces of catnip on it. Paws grabbed it and darted out if the alleyway and to his house.

He barged through the door.
"I got it!!!!!" He yowled, out of breath.
"You really got catnip? I don't believe it." Claws retorted.
"No really! Look!" Paws held out the stack of catnip.
"WOAH!" Treats yelled
"WOW!" Fluffy exclaimed
"I don't believe it!" Ginger purred
"HOT DAWG!" Dr. Mouser yowled.
"Hot dog? Really?" Claws scoffed.
"Who's first?!" Paws asked.
"MEMEME!!" Candy and Fluffy yelled in unison. Paws gave them both a piece. Then he gave Ginger, Claws, and himself two. He was about to give Dr. Mouser his two, but Claws stopped him.
"Do you really want to give him some?"
"Why shouldn't I?"
"He's madder then a fox already! His brain would be farther then mars if we gave him that stuff."
"Well I don't want it to be just lying around. We could get caught"
"Just give it to Fluffy and Treats."
"They're too young for 2 pieces."
"I'll take another then!"
And with that, Paws gave Claws another and Dr. Mouser one.
"We eat it in 1..2..3..NOW!"
As Paws took a bite, the world seemed to spin.
"Hey.....Clawey...did you always have er mustache...?"
"Well....you...haver big..er shnozzle"
"My shnozzle?!"
Claw touched Paws' nose.
"Squishy!" He mewed
Ginger opened the door to Paws' spaceship.
"Let's go to dah space!"
All the cats followed him in. A little while after launching, gravity disappeared.
"I'm flying, Paws! I'm flying!!!!" Fluffy shrieked
"Me too!" Treats yowled.
"I ser da shooting ster!" Claws mewed
"Let's gew out!" Paws mewed, opening the door.
*Catnip makes cats be able to breathe in space if they ingested enough
Treats and Fluffy raced on shooting stars, Claws fought a mutant space dog, Ginger ate space jelly beans, and Paws watched them all while riding a space pizza.
Now, I bet you're wondering, "Where's Dr. Mouser?" Well, he's doing cartwheels while talking to himself while eating rainbow popcorn while listening to "It's Raining Tacos."

A while later, as suggested by a space piggie, they had a space dance party, listening to a 10 hour loop of "this is SPARTA" and the "Numa Numa" song. Then they had a feast of bacon cotton candy and carrot M&M's. Then they all visited Pluto and sang about potatoes. Once they finished that, they rode shooting stars around the galaxy 17 times. Finally, they flew back home while doing the Macarena.

They all woke up in their beds.
"Ugghhh, what happened..?" Paws moaned.
"I think we went to space." Ginger replied.
Claws walked around dizzily, tripping over his paws ever couple seconds.
Fluffy and Treats were fast asleep, and Dr. Mouser? Well, he was Google searching pictures of space unicorns eating rainbow popcorn.
Then, Paws sat up and mewed:
"So, same time next week?"