(UnEdited)
SONG OF THE CHAPTER: "Sexy back" by Justin Timberlake.
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QUOTE: Love is like a sickness easy to catch but hard to let go~ Brittany Saunders.
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"So then the she was like 'bitch I don't likes you' so I told her-" Violet rambled.Like usual I was getting my entertainment from her, my life was boring while hers was just whewwww. I am an ordinary crazy teen princess.
Princess, where up your booty?
Shut up inside voice nobody likes you. You and Monday should be twins gosh.
Bitch.
No!!! don't run I'm not crazy I promise. Well i think.....I'm an ordinary 16 turning 17 next 3 months year old girl who has the attention span of a fly.....wait do flies even have short attention spans I should research that mayb-
"Are you even listening to me?" Vi asked crossing her arms across there chest.
"Yes duhhh"
"Realllyyy what did I say?"
"You said flies poop their eggs..... Wait if they poop their eggs does that mean that their babies are shit 'cause then that's just plain funny" I say giggling causing Violet to face palm.
"Cough stale cough," she said plainly.
"Cough slut cough," I laughed winking at her.
"At least I'm your slut," she smiled.
"Oh my holy mother of sexy men" Vi gasped as soon as her eyes wandered behind me.
Knowing Violet; or Vi as I call her for 13 years I know that could only mean 1 thing. A sexy dude. I mean duh! What else could it be?
"Sexy Calvin Klein model at 12 o'clock."
"Why do I have to wait 12 o'clock why can't I check him out now" I say quoting my favorite movie 'Dumb and Dumber 2'.
"Just turn around!!!" Vicky whisper shouted to me. Taking this as my hint not to push her, I turned around.
To say this fallen angel is hot is an understatement, calling him a flipping fallen Angel is an understatement. Vi and I usually don't have the same type but damnnnn. If you sat Daniel I will murder you.
"Stop drooling he'll think we're freaks!" Vi again whisper shouted pulling her 'v' neck down a bit to show more cleavage.
I looked at my non existent boobs over my sweater. Maybe a sweater and sweat pants wasn't the best option for today.
Ignoring her totally rude comment i got up and started walking. Now if you're thinking I walked away from Mr sexy over there I did. NOT. I walked straight to him.
"Yo homie, wassup bro? Let's go man, I promised you a tour remember?" I said using my best man impression. Grabbing his hand, I began dragging him down the hall.
"Who are you?" He asked trying to get a look at my face which was hidden by my hood.
"Agent 56" I said now using a secret agent voice, "Mr. Big sent me to save you from the swarm of hormonal teens, sir,"
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