Before we start with my sexiness, let's talk about how I'm better than Alexa. 1- I'm her, but as a guy which makes me better-
(That's sexist o.o)
Shuddap admin, lemme talk- Yas, okay, 2- my hair is much more fabulous.
3- I look like one of her spirit animals, m8. She has to approve of my sexy life.
Okay, now let's begin this book -3-
