HI FRIENDS! So some of you might have read the version of this story that I wrote two years ago, back when I was a dumb, dreamy early teen. This story is basically going to be completely different from that one, but will keep all the names and a couple of similar ideas/moments that I felt were worthy enough to keep. Give it a chance, I really think you'll like it :) I'm sorry if I offend anyone with what I write. This is only meant to make you guys cry with laughter AND with tears!
Warning: This story contains frequent swearing, and, well, the first word of the story is fuck... enjoy my loves.
