"Dear diary This is 'emohipster420blazeit' I wanna be a space man like the one who wear thongs, and crap like I see in that gay strip club. I walk past there all the time wishing I could go into in there.....But I'm only 15....I try to get my boyfriends to dress up-" the father stops reading he looks up at his "wife" with a disappointed look then opens his mouf to say something but he couldn't.
Then it finally comes out " our 'son' is a emo faggot with bad grammar he don know how to right for shizle." he says.... Then it comes to him. It was his diary... And his wife.... Well his wife is a man, who works at the strip club as an spacetrany, only on gay Tuesdays.
The man stands up, and walks to his room. He grabs some peanut butter, and knife, and blade, and a gun, and his cat, and the movie notebook, and his twilight, and his drill that he uses for smexy time.
Before he walk into the room he stops. Suddenly his pants were gone. He turns twords his spacetrany wife and says "imma kill myself!"
"K see you in 45 mins" his spacetrany wife replays grabbing towels and, handing them to him he takes them and gose into his room.
OK that was the end for today our illuminati team don't get offended its a joke we just wanna make somthin funny for the people who actually have a sense humor. So don't get offended its only for humor. If you get offended u should have read the description hope you enjoy
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50 Storys Of All Shades
HumorWARNING: THIS CONTAINS VIOLENT IMAGERY (not really) UMMM STRONG LANGUAGE UHH...AND. ....and uh yea that's it.....if u don like don read it...UHH if it offends you then go to the hospital and get a prescription for being a lil winer...now yea?.... St...
