"I'm gonna write a ten-paragraph essay!" Waits too long. "SHIT THAT'S DUE TOMORROW!!!" Types a five-sentence paragraph.
PREDICTIONS FOR TOMORROW'S DUE DATE
Turns in paragraph. "Only one page?" asks Friend-chan. "I'm a lazy ass mofo, get over it."
YOU ARE READING
Real Talk
RandomThis is just a series of random thoughts that I have throughout the day, because why the heck not! Warning: You are about to enter the dangerous territory of my strange and twisted mind. Beware of spiders.
