Chapter 1 New Fucking Friends?!!?

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A girl is in her room and she just so happened to finally finish the latest update from HomeStuck. But now it's 3:23 in the morning and she does not feel tired at all and is also bored. Oh i forgot to tell you her name her name is Tabitha Vanteria and she is a Gemini but her patron troll is Terezi.

Oh well back to it now, since she as bored she decided to read some HomeStuck fanfiction about it being real. 

---- Time Skip because of Dave  ------

Tabitha finally finished reading but she wished HomeStuck was real so her life could be exciting. But she decided that it was time to get ready as it was already 3:57 and she knew she was not going to sleep anytime so she went to the bathroom after getting her female human Kankri cosplay outfit .

Tabitha's P.O.V.

"I wish my life could be exciting and that HomeStuck was real." I said to no one in particular and went into the bathroom to change. I didn't realize I took so long until i heard a thud from outside the door in my bedroom and when i checked the time it was 4:13. I started laughing to myself a little as it was HomeStuck related, i realized that i was done and as i went to exit the bathroom i thought i heard voices on the other side that sounded like karkat?? No it was probably just my imagination. As i walked out of the bathroom and went to sit back down at my computer chair i see 4 people and 5 trolls in my room and i let out a gasp of surprise and they all turned toward me. They looked all so real and i thought they were fake until John decided now would be the perfect time to FUCKING FLY IN MY ROOM. as Karkat was about to say something i cut him off " No No No don't just SHUT THE FUCK UP CHAIRFUCKER!!" and he shut his mouth"Well that's new." I heard Sollux whisper to Rose "Indeed it is." She replied back "What the ....... WHYYYYYYYYYY????" Was i could say right now as i had no idea as what to do with them and decided to blop my face on the floor. Karkat then decides to speak up "SO WHERE THEY FUCK ARE WE AND HOW DID WE GET HERE YOU FUCKER AND WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE KANKRI." As i head him say that i got up in his face only a little taller then him  but not by much. "LISTEN HERE YOU BULGDELICKER WHEN I TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU DO IT OK AND" as i looked around at every one here " you guys are on earth and i don't know how you all got here but i think i might know how and as of me my name is Tabitha Vanteria. Oh and no need to introduce yourselves i already know all of you and all of your secrets." as i said the word secrets i glanced at Dave and Karkat to see them stiffen a little. "Are you sure you are a human Tabitha you used such absurd troll words." asked Rose "Oh well um...I hope i am but yes i am a human i just can't help myself with them." i said but as i was speaking Dave decided to look around and found my stash of AJ and doritos the only reason i know of this is because i heard him gasp and asked why i kept such beauties hidden from him and i will not answer Karkats other question right now as to why i looked like his dancestor. I glanced over at Sollux and Eridan to make sure they were not going at each other yet andddd they weren't and Nepeta and Equius fell asleep on my rocking chair. I then realized that me and all my friends had similar last names to the trolls and decided to call all of them over plus i couldn't control all of them maybe KarKat Dave and Eridan but other then that no. So I decided to turn on pesterchum in my phone and started a memo.

krankyKankri started Memo : Guys something just happened

KK: YO GUYS GET ON I HAVE A PROBLEM

roleplayingAnime has joined Guys something happened 

 RA: *RA sneaks up on KK* Hey whats wrong :/

KK: HOLD ON I WANT TO WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE GETS HERE

RA: *RA lays back down* ok

computerSpuckedguy has joined Guys something happened

CP: hii i wiill wait until Bryce gets here

fishFidler has joined Guys something has happedned

FF: ok i'm here wwhat is wwrong

KK: OK I NEED YOU GUYS TO SOME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND COME STRAIGHT TO THE LIVING ROOM BUT WHEN YOU COME IN DO NOT FREAK OUT OK

CP: ok

RA: *RA gets up and is already slowing going over to KK's house* alright :3

FF: sure

roleplayingAnime has ceased from responding

fishFidler has ceased from responding 

computerSpunckedguy has ceased from responding

krankyKankri closed Memo Guys something has happened

" OK SO EVERYONE GET DOWN STAIRS RIGHT NOW AND INTO MY LIVING ROOM SO WHEN MY FRIENDS ARRIVE THEY CAN ALL SEE YOU" you said in a very loud voice and everyone hurried down stairs even Nepeta and Equius. Good you thought as you followed then down stairs and waited for your friends to arrive. 

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ok that is the end to chapter 1 i hope you all like it all and all the characters belong to there rightful owner Andrew Hussie besides me and my friends we all own ourselves and i'm sorry if it sucks  and next chapter i will put what me and my friends look like in the story and sorry that all the trolls are not here but if you guys want me to add another one i will just tell me who ok byeee for now (:B love you in a platonic way

If you wish to see what I was wearing in this chapter as kankri here can go here   http://rebloggy.com/post/homestuck-cosplay-homestuck-cosplay-kankri-vantas-kankri-kankri-cosplay-kankri-v/69010728208

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