Story 1
Mr Know-it-all
“Have you heard the news, him next door has lost his voice – on quiz night too,” I said smiling leaning on the back fence while pointing my head in the direction of the neighbouring fence on the opposite side. “Really! It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.” We both laughed at that statement. “I wonder how Mr Know-it-all is going to solve that problem. His wife was over earlier saying he sent her out to buy some kind of New-age remedy. Let’s see how that pans out for him.” We laughed again.
Mr Know-it-all’s wife was tapping frantically at my window. I opened the door and let her in. Her face was smeared from her tears. “I can’t go home if I can’t find that blasted remedy he keeps harping on. I’ve tried everywhere I can think of but no one stocks it. He won’t believe me - tells me not to come back without it. I don’t know what to do!” I told her I’ve heard of this New-age mini-store just outside of town that sells all sorts of herbal remedies. I grabbed my coat and we headed off.
Entering the store, she told the owner Mr Know-it-all’s problem. She was given a package and instructions for use; she quickly read the instructions and smiled. Armed with her purchase she returned home. Two hours later, she’s at my door with a big grin. “How is Mr Know-it-all? - got his voice back yet?”
“I gave him the package and I told him to read the instructions first,” she said, handing me the instructions which read:
Please read the instructions fully before beginning treatment.
1. Shave your wife’s vagina.
2. Wash and rinse the shaved area, concentrating on the areas between her legs.
3. Find her clitoris and rub continuously until erect, slipping your finger into her pussy periodically.
4. Smear the content of the sachet over and between the shaved areas.
5. For maximum effect, ensure you apply a generous amount to her clitoris and G-spot.
6. Using your tongue lick and suck the cream off all the areas where applied.
7. Give more consideration to her clitoris while massaging her G-spot.
8. If done correctly this will cause your wife to orgasm.
9. Drink every drop, try not to waste any.
10. With a warm damp cloth wipe the sticky mess off your wife’s pussy.
You have successfully completed the treatment
Steps 1-10 will surely provide your wife with immense sexual pleasure as the banana and eucalyptus flavour cream is a natural herbal clitoris and G-spot stimulator. If you have read the instructions fully you will find the treatment for your lost voice at the back of these instructions. Enjoy.
Mrs Know-it-all continued, “Let’s just say I’m as bald as an egg.”
