The dickachu was really mad at the little boy for his forehead being so big. The dickach never understood how big a forehead can actually be. Anyways, when they got back to dickachu lair, he put the little girl and boy in a cell where they can be watched by the mario gaurds. The mario gaurds worked for dickachu for many, many, many years. ( i just realized that i dont have to not be dirty!) each new mario gaurd is made by dickachu's daughter Sam. Sam is the "slave maker" as some of the fuckers in the storys do. Anyways sam is a really big hoe and has all of the possible if not more deseases. These mario gaurds are sure dirty.... Dickachu wanted a boy with no big forehead, so he put lukas in the U.A.R.L.K section of the lair. ( Ugly Ass Retarted Looking Kids) so dickachu went out to find another boy. He cam across this girl named makayla and she was the closest looking to a guy compared to all of the other kids at the rape park. So he took her/him to his lair and put makayla in with alicia. All alicia thought of was her one direction obsession and all makayla could think of was her Japanese band.
Yeeeeee thats it.. Bye
