"HONEY BABEH I'M HOME~~~" SH yelled as he maid hims way into da room of 221Boobs BAKer St. Jawn was sittin his Army Docter ass down, drinking on hims sexy cuppa as he saw da consoulting erotic detective man strutt hes sexy assets into his face.
Jonh grasped in ho-rror as him saw Sher-mohawk standin thar aleve and all healthiy lookin. "SHERCOCK! WOT U BE DUNIN HUR? I THOUGHT YO SORRY ASS WAH DEAD!!"
"Naw Jownathan, I live."
"BUT HOWW?"
Shertitty laghed nd said all cockysmocky lyk," I'm to smart and brain smart to tell ya, biotch."
"Gasp, fine then Sherpit, be that way you annoying, arrogant, attractive, sexy God you."
Sherfauk stared dreamily at hims secret non homosexual partnr.
"Oh shit wait... i'm not gya"
"Jawn."
Jawn flipped da cofee tabel in frunt of hims nd said "DEAR LAWD MANE! What is wrong wit u? I mean 'no homo' but I dream aoubt u in da shower."
"Jawn."
"Naked."
"JAWN!"
"While toochin mah babeh jowhn..."
"MOTHA FUCKIN' SHIT TITS JAWN!"
"Wot?"
Sherblock stared at Jawn for wut seems lyk internityes. locksher was lookin down at Jawn vry lobingly, lyk ny hetero mans wood do. Jown then started cryin.
Sherloaf be sad cause his wifey be sad, so hims cuddled hims.
"Wwhat be wrung?"
"U hate meh."
"I can tell buy ur strand o' hurr, dat I do ate u."
Jawhn den looked up, fanfiction blue eeyes shinnin brighte lyk a dimond~~surprised and amazied byda tall mane wit da blue scarf.
"Amazing bf."
Den dey huggled and woved each other. BUTT THENz1!!
"Sherley?"
"Yus moaning, bitching boyfrand dat I call Joan?"
"Wee dafuq da milk be at?"
Sherhomo be silent.
"SHERBITCH WERE'S DA FUCKIN MILK U PEACE OF SHEET!"
