Kylo Ren's Diary.

My new hair colour and my pathetic family.

Dear Diary,

Today was the day. The day that I decided that I needed more important chores than cleaning up after Chewbacca which is to keep my hair on fleek and to avoid roots to show as much as possible. I dyed my hair black in the bathroom and yes, I did it by myself as I don't have any friends to do it for me as I 'accidentally' pushed one of the remaining 'friends' I had out the window a few days ago (I blamed it on his father please don't tell anyone.)

I went to show my fabulous hair to my family and the first thing they say to me is that I look like a bastard called Jon Snow. This is one of the reasons why I have a passionate hatred towards my family, especially my father. He always picks on me when I do anything wrong or right. My mother on the other hand is just as annoying. She is always telling me to do things like taking out the trash, sometimes I think that she should take herself out to the trash where she belongs.

Don't even get me started on 'Chewie'. He may come off as an innocent 'thing' but he's the one that mocks me for my most brilliant music taste. He also thinks my 'obsession' with Darth Vader is a phase when it most definitely is not. After all,he was there when no one else wasn't. I guess they'll never learn to understand me.

Family problems aside, I think my hair looks pretty awesome but I feel like there is something missing to my 'dark sultan' look... I think I might sneak out again to Hot Topics and see if they have any cool clothes that I can wear to make the look a bit more complete as I don't think a band shirt is going to do it.