Halex

the beginning

Hannah woke up yawning from her deep sleep. Next to her was alex.
"OH NO. Oh god what did we do??" She panicked frantically, shaking alex to wake her up. Everytime she shook her, a flock of star dust flicked into the air.
Alex woke up in a shock
"Oh my god WHAT AM I DOING HERE??" She looked around to see her surroundings, to see a worried looking Hannah staring at her.
"I DONT KNOW I WAS GOING TO ASK THE SAME THING" she shouted.
"Ohhh i know how to find out what happened!" alex got up optimistically to pick up a globe with a little anahita inside it.
"We'll ask the psychic chav" alex said hannah
"Oh of course!!!" Hannah replied.
"So you remember what you need to say?"
"I think so" hannah held the globe close to her and whispered
"Oi get up you div!" She shouted
"The fuck u want mate" the holy chav shouted at her
"Oh im so sorry! Do you need to sleep? We can let you sleep its not that urgent! Look here i'll give a blanket..." "NO" shouted alex
".....but.....but shes annoyed at us. We need to be nice and make her happy. After all we are rays of sunshine."
"Not now okay, our duty is to find out what happened last night" alex said reassuringly.
"Okay so w..what happened yesterday?" Hannah said anxiously.
"Okay well there was a proper load of sheep that were havin a fight and AW it was sick fam i cant believe u aint rememberin this"
"Anyway, this buff sheep came up to u and asked u if u wanted to get w him like the first thing he said to yous was PENG CHONGS COME HERE, but u were all like, no this is beastiality heres an endless supply of veggies go procreate, but then he got aggy so he fought u and u guys lost ur sunnyness so u had to get bandaged up until ur rays came out again so you gaylord fell asleep w eachother innit"
"Oh wow." Alex looked at hannah
"I hope they're happy with their veggies! I hope we didnt distress them too much... :(" hannah said happily.
"Shut the fuck up" anahita said and she fell asleep. "White people" she snored
"So whats on the agenda after this then?" Hannah asked alex
"Well i heard theres an emo called violet that we can help out!"
"Oooh!! Emos are my speciality!!" Hannah clapped her hands in delight.
"Lets go!" They shouted in unison as they flew out of the window holding hands, away to find violet.
The end :)💗